Larry 6 - Dump 240, Bar galleggiante - Inserito Opzioni

[The Ancient One]

- Frase 1 -
You slide your hand along the plastic laminate bar and admire its finish.



- Frase 2 -
The bar is made of the finest imported plastic laminate, but has warped considerably from the heavily chlorinated water.



- Frase 3 -
From your position in the water, you can appreciate the fine craftsmanship that went into the building of such a goofy device.



- Frase 4 -
Who do you have to know to get a drink around here?



- Frase 5 -
There is no response. Perhaps you're not using the right signal?



- Frase 6 -
You decide to order a drink...



- Frase 7 -
After your first experience with these drinks, you decide never to slap your tail here again.



- Frase 8 -
Be patient; she has to swim the length of the pool!



- Frase 9 -
Your beaver's tail is authentically wide, perfect for water slapping!



- Frase 10 -
That's not the kind of tail you're looking for.



- Frase 11 -
Amazingly enough, La Costa Lotta has covered the bar with a non-slip surface that even withstands belly-flop waves!



- Frase 12 -
You'd like to order a drink, but that's not the way. A guy would need some way to attract the attention of an underwater waitress, DAM it!



- Frase 13 -
You'd trade places with that cucumber in a second!



- Frase 14 -
That woman has a large green cucumber between her legs!



- Frase 15 -
It's not her cucumber you'd like to get to know!



- Frase 16 -
Hey, buddy. Do you mind? I'm trying to hustle this chick over here! Ya wanna cut out the corny punch lines?



- Frase 17 -
There's nothing you want to do to him. Except not start him telling jokes!



- Frase 18 -
It's that guy from Lefty's Bar! And he's still boring everybody around him by telling all those dirty jokes. Thank God he mumbles everything but the punch lines!



- Frase 19 -
A male customer sits at the other side of the bar, riding an inflatable pussy, quietly drinking by himself. He seems to be no match for you in your quest to finally "net" yourself a catch like that babe on the cucumber!



- Frase 20 -
So, how do you order a drink here, stranger?



- Frase 21 -
Slap your tail! But, more importantly, have you heard the one about...



- Frase 22 -
Oh, no! It's you again! I remember you from Lefty's Bar in "The Land of the Lounge Lizards!"



- Frase 23 -
...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...



- Frase 24 -
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!



- Frase 25 -
...just think of the money he saved!



- Frase 26 -
...because her balls hang out of her mini-skirt!



- Frase 27 -
...who do you think I am, the Governor of Arkansas?!



- Frase 28 -
...oh sure, NOW you tell me!



- Frase 29 -
...and the horse limped back to the barn!



- Frase 30 -
...easy for YOU, Senator Kennedy!



- Frase 31 -
...so are you gonna screw around or are you gonna play golf?!



- Frase 32 -
...I just happened to be walking by when this refrigerator fell on me!



- Frase 33 -
...aren't you sorry you had me neutered when I was a kitten?!



- Frase 34 -
...you sure don't look Jewish!



- Frase 35 -
...help me find my car keys and we can DRIVE outta here!



- Frase 36 -
...how do you think I rang the doorbell?



- Frase 37 -
...too bad Mother wasn't here; we could have saved the horse and wagon!



- Frase 38 -
...the one in front is sick and the one in the rear is pushing her to Mr. Sinai!



- Frase 39 -
...Whatsa matter, Honey? Aincha got no vase?



- Frase 40 -
...Read the card! Read the card!!



- Frase 41 -
...we can save the woman, but I'm afraid it's too late for the rabbi!



- Frase 42 -
...Step aside, girls, I've gotta gargle!



- Frase 43 -
...and the dog says, "I've never had five dollars before!"



- Frase 44 -
...if she ain't good 'nuff fer her family, she ain't good 'nuff fer ours!



- Frase 45 -
...I guess you're gonna HATE Thursdays!



- Frase 46 -
While you would love to "interact" with this woman, you know there's no use to try while you're this far away from her.



- Frase 47 -
Perhaps you should look at her first.



- Frase 48 -
While you would like to reach over and touch that beautiful woman, you would probably slip off your beaver and embarrass yourself if you tried.



- Frase 49 -
This woman is so beautiful you nearly swoon and slip off your beaver! Try to control yourself, Larry.



- Frase 50 -
I couldn't help but notice you "hanging out" here at the pool bar. Allow me to introduce myself: my name is Larry; Larry Laffer.



- Frase 51 -
Laughter? Whatever. I'm Merrily.



- Frase 52 -
Don't do that. If you take her cucumber out from between her legs, she'd be unable to stay here at the bar!



- Frase 53 -
You realize it's going to take a little something extra to get to talk to this doll. Let's see, she's sitting at a bar...



- Frase 54 -




- Frase 55 -
Keep your gherkin away from that cucumber!



- Frase 56 -
A cash register sits totally unused at the rear of the bar.



- Frase 57 -
If you could check inside, you'd find it empty... but rusted.



- Frase 58 -
There's no need to do that here at the bar. Most people just enjoy drinking and talking... especially when a beautiful nearly-naked redhead is right beside you!



- Frase 59 -
The bar should be open some time soon, perhaps later in the day, when you swim your daily laps.



- Frase 60 -
That won't help you get anywhere here at the bar.



- Frase 61 -
There's not much to do at a bar except order drinks for yourself... and possibly a friend.



- Frase 62 -
La Costa Lotta's unique floating swimming pool bar drifts around the pool while you circle the pool trying to keep up.



- Frase 63 -
La Costa Lotta has a unique bar floating freely in their swimming pool. Unfortunately for you, it's floating too far from the edge of the pool for you to reach anything.



- Frase 64 -
La Costa Lotta's unique freely floating swimming pool bar has conveniently floated over near the edge of the pool. It's so close, you can reach out and touch it (probably without getting wet).



- Frase 65 -
Stop that! You're frightening the other swimmers!



- Frase 66 -
The sign above the bar reads, "Bar." So much for YOUR sleuthing skills!



- Frase 67 -
Someone has left an expensive sunglass case lying on the bar. From here, you are unable to ascertain its contents.



- Frase 68 -
Sneaking over to the edge of the pool and leaning way out, you inquire about that pair of sunglasses lying on the bar...



- Frase 69 -
(WHISPERED SOFTLY) Anybody lose these?



- Frase 70 -
Guess they're mine now.



- Frase 71 -
A small empty glass labeled "Tips" sits at the rear of the bar.



- Frase 72 -
Dreamers!



- Frase 73 -
Yes, sir? You slapped?



- Frase 74 -
Yes, I'd like to order a drink for myself and the beautiful young lady floating beside me.



- Frase 75 -
Very good, sir. Do you have any identification?



- Frase 76 -
I'm sorry, but if you have no proof of your status here, I'll be unable to fill your order.



- Frase 77 -
Here you are, Sir! That will be $50.00.



- Frase 78 -
Like I care, as long as you charge it to my room! Here you go, Babe! Enjoy your "drink!"



- Frase 79 -
Why, thank you.



- Frase 80 -
(SLURPING SOUND) Hey! These drinks are "watered down!"



- Frase 81 -
What did you expect? I have to carry them underwater!



- Frase 82 -
Sir, please! I'm not the other girls around here. All I do is deliver drinks, okay?



- Frase 83 -
Yeah, right! You look exactly like Cavirrichi Vuarnet! I wonder how many badges that dyke goes through in a month?



- Frase 84 -
Coals to Newcastle.



- Frase 85 -
Gosh, that's the first one of those I've gotten...



- Frase 86 -
...TODAY!



- Frase 87 -
Getchur hands off me!



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- Frase 89 -
Ah, yes, Mr. Thomas, sir! I remember your room number from last week. All the girls were talking about the quantity of beverages you ordered. What would you like?



- Frase 90 -
(DISGUSTEDLY) Not another voluntary room key? Do you know how many of those I get a day?



- Frase 91 -
Ah, yes sir! What would you like?



- Frase 92 -
I'd like a Tequila Sunrise and how about a King Alphonse for the lady.



- Frase 93 -
I'm sorry, sir. This is a health spa. We only have healthful drinks here. Instead of that poison you ordered I'll bring you something better...



- Frase 94 -
...a Seaweed Sunrise and a King Alfalfa for the lady.



- Frase 95 -
Seaweed?! Yuck! How about a frozen daiquiri?



- Frase 96 -
Frozen daiquiri? Oh, you mean a Frozen Broccoli! Coming right up!



- Frase 97 -
Really. Just order a drink. I've got enough to do without making small talk with the likes of you. Want to talk? Talk to this guy. He's always got something to say!



- Frase 98 -
So? Do you have any proof of who you are? Or that you really are a guest here at La Costa Lotta?