Larry 6 - Dump 630, Bagno in camera - Inserito Opzioni

[The Ancient One]

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(SPITTING) Puuuiiitttueee!



- Frase 2 -
YUCK!



- Frase 3 -
Perhaps you should stop before you get hemorrhoids!



- Frase 4 -
Aaaaahhhhhh!



- Frase 5 -
Keep that door closed! Somebody's on the can in here!



- Frase 6 -
This door leads back to your hotel room.



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If it's fresh air you're after, go outside.



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How nice: your bathroom has floor-to-ceiling glass walls looking right out on the pool! Thank goodness no people are outside.



- Frase 9 -
You can't reach through the window; that glass wall is solid.



- Frase 10 -
You don't want to fill it with methane, just compressed air!



- Frase 11 -
Suddenly, you are happy you decided to pause to study the brochure.



- Frase 12 -
Wow! Look! This thing is filled with photos of naked women.



- Frase 13 -
Damn those big, unfeeling, travel corporations! They'll do ANYTHING to entice innocent young males to their resorts!



- Frase 14 -
Well... since nobody's watching... AND you asked...



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How humiliating! A huge crowd of people watching you in your "most personal moment!"



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Since no one's looking, you might try that here... since you're all alone.



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But you usually need some sort of visual stimulation...



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- Frase 19 -
You'd better be careful with an open flame in THIS atmosphere!



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- Frase 21 -
Don't light a match in THIS room!



- Frase 22 -
Wanting to be extra safe from transmitted diseases, you carefully unfold another toilet-seat cover on your lap!



- Frase 23 -
Expecting company?



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Good idea.



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This would be a good place to use a towel, but since you're not wet, you decide not to dry yourself.



- Frase 26 -
But shouldn't you have wiped first?



- Frase 27 -
You carefully scrub your face with the wet washcloth.



- Frase 28 -
The window's glass is quite solid. You have no reason to fear falling.



- Frase 29 -
The floor-to-ceiling picture window looks out on La Costa Lotta's swimming pool. Fortunately no one seems to be able to see you right now.



- Frase 30 -
Wouldn't it be embarrassing to have people staring in at you while you're doing something personal in here?


- Frase 31 -
Hey, I'm having enough trouble here without you pokin' me with stuff!



- Frase 32 -
Yeah, right. Nice boobs, buddy!



- Frase 33 -
Nice job of wire strippin'!



- Frase 34 -
Hey, nice quality! I've got one here somewhere just like it.



- Frase 35 -
I got some of those down in my truck.



- Frase 36 -
Hey. Nice beaver! Bet you're looking for a place to fill it with air, though.



- Frase 37 -
Hey, thanks!



- Frase 38 -
How sweet. Get out of here!



- Frase 39 -
Those broads? Aw, let's see...



- Frase 40 -
Had 'er.



- Frase 41 -
Did 'er.



- Frase 42 -
Yep.



- Frase 43 -
Been there.



- Frase 44 -
Done that.



- Frase 45 -
Nailed 'er shut!



- Frase 46 -
Exactly what are you proposing?



- Frase 47 -
I'm a plumber, not an electrician!



- Frase 48 -
But I hardly know you!



- Frase 49 -
Hey! That tickles! What are you, some kind of fag? Get your hands off of me!



- Frase 50 -
Don't get any ideas!



- Frase 51 -
Been to see Thunderbird, eh?



- Frase 52 -
Yuck! I ain't seen crud like that since ol' Doc Swinebutt left town late one Saturday night! You'll never be able to clean that in THIS sink!



- Frase 53 -
If you used that in the pool, you could order a drink!



- Frase 54 -
Mark, the spa plumber, is working hard to correct your stopped-up toilet.



- Frase 55 -
Wouldn't you think he'd remove that huge tool belt before commencing his plunging?



- Frase 56 -
Mark, the spa plumber, lies under your sink, working hard to correct your brown water.



- Frase 57 -
Wouldn't you think he'd be uncomfortable, lying on that huge tool belt?



- Frase 58 -
I already got a match for you... my socks and your breath!



- Frase 59 -
No, thanks. I had one just a few minutes ago.



- Frase 60 -
Hey, man! What kind of guy do you think I am?



- Frase 61 -
Nice. Yours?



- Frase 62 -
One of the lifeguards has a swimsuit just about that size!



- Frase 63 -
Don't need a key. Got my master key.



- Frase 64 -
Why would I want your key? I'm already in here. Besides, I have a master. And, you don't. And you never will!



- Frase 65 -
You can use that when I leave.



- Frase 66 -
Mark has nothing more for you to stea..., er, "borrow."



- Frase 67 -
(Say, I bet he'd never miss a simple adjustable wrench!)



- Frase 68 -
(Say, I bet he'd never miss a simple adjustable wrench!)



- Frase 69 -
(Say, I bet he'd never miss a simple file!)



- Frase 70 -
Say...



- Frase 71 -
I thought you said you were leaving!



- Frase 72 -
Oh, I did, didn't I?



- Frase 73 -
Oh, hi. Thanks for fixing my toilet.



- Frase 74 -
Are you the one who did this?



- Frase 75 -
(Uh, oh!)



- Frase 76 -
Uh, why, ah, well... no, I didn't do that!



- Frase 77 -
I bet.



- Frase 78 -
Why, no. It, it... it was... it was my wife...



- Frase 79 -
Morgan Fairchild!



- Frase 80 -
Whom I've seen naked!!



- Frase 81 -
Don't let the door hit you in the butt on your way out, okay?



- Frase 82 -
Uh, yeah. I was just leaving.



- Frase 83 -
Thanks for coming so fast.



- Frase 84 -
I wish I had a dollar for every time I heard THAT!



- Frase 85 -
Huh? No, I mean, thanks for fixing my sink so quickly. Is it done yet?



- Frase 86 -
Done? Already? Gimme a break! You know how many things I've got to get done today? I got people waiting everywhere!



- Frase 87 -
You think you're the only person in this place with plumbing problems? You "guests" are all alike! I'm so busy, I don't have time to take a crap any more!



- Frase 88 -
(Yeah, I can tell by the way you wear your jeans!)



- Frase 89 -
Gosh, I'm sorry you're so busy. How about if I get out of your way? See you later. I'll just wait in my room or something.



- Frase 90 -
Good idea. The sooner you leave me alone, the sooner I'll get this done.



- Frase 91 -
(Geez, what an asshole!)



- Frase 92 -
(Geez, what an asshole!)



- Frase 93 -
Excuse me?



- Frase 94 -
Wow! Where'd you hear that?!



- Frase 95 -
What a coincidence! I have a wrench that looks exactly like that.



- Frase 96 -
Let me guess? Just in from San Francisco?



- Frase 97 -
The mirror does not move. It must be screwed into that stainless steel support beam.



- Frase 98 -
A mirror hanging in the middle of the large window reflects the bathroom door.



- Frase 99 -
Isn't that cute? The bathroom is equipped with cold drink coasters in the shape of flowers.



- Frase 100 -
You really have no need for a pair of cheap coasters in the shape of flowers.



- Frase 101 -
That won't really help you in the bathroom.



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- Frase 103 -
There are quite a few things to do here in the bathroom, but most of them involve the sink or the stool.



- Frase 104 -
You might use that here in the bathroom, but just not right there.



- Frase 105 -
While your bathroom is small, it is complete. And what a great view!



- Frase 106 -
Your bathroom is devoid of benefits: no free soap, no little bottles of shampoo, no sewing kit, nothing!



- Frase 107 -
(I must remember not to tip the maid.)



- Frase 108 -
That's never been a problem for you before!



- Frase 109 -
(ELVIS IMPRESSION, WITH MUCH ECHO) "Love me tender... Love me true..."



- Frase 110 -
Even with all the echo in your bathroom, you're still no King!



- Frase 111 -
This is the right room, but you missed the toilet!



- Frase 112 -
This is the right room, but you missed!



- Frase 113 -
You don't need to hang up your towel in here. Keep it with you in case you need it elsewhere.



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- Frase 116 -
This is the right place, but your aim is off.



- Frase 117 -
Running your hand along the glass pane, you leave a mess of fingerprints. Aw, what do you care? That's why there are maids, right?



- Frase 118 -
You could have sworn when you were outside, there were more people around. Perhaps it's meal time? There's sure no one outside your window!



- Frase 119 -
You don't really need a shower now.



- Frase 120 -
This door leads to your shower.



- Frase 121 -
I vow not to enter this shower until I have a beautiful babe on my arm to wash my back! And another beautiful babe on my other arm to wash my front!



- Frase 122 -
Looks like you'll be showering in the men's locker room for the rest of this game!



- Frase 123 -
It might rust.



- Frase 124 -
don't print this; just turn water on or off, depending



- Frase 125 -
You can't wash your hands when the plumber's working under the sink.



- Frase 126 -
Wait until Mark's finished.



- Frase 127 -
Very efficient. But... impractical! Your mother taught you to wash your hands AFTER you went to the toilet... not DURING!



- Frase 128 -
Your little sink is too shallow to hold the massive cellulite filter. Now where would La Costa Lotta have a larger sink?



- Frase 129 -
You fill the vase with water. The flowers appreciate you for it!



- Frase 130 -
Don't mess up your "good impression" by lathering it into oblivion.



- Frase 131 -
Water won't burn.



- Frase 132 -
Pssssshhhht!



- Frase 133 -
The water runs clean and clear. That plumber may be grumpy, but he sure does his job!



- Frase 134 -
(Hey, I just thought of something. Remember back in Lost Wages? In Lefty's Bar? In his bathroom? Remember when I found that diamond ring lying on the sink? Remember that?)



- Frase 135 -
(Well, I do.)



- Frase 136 -
Mark is hard at work, trying to clear up your water problem.



- Frase 137 -
It's a bathroom sink. You've seen these before. Right now, the water is off.



- Frase 138 -
It's a bathroom sink. You've seen these before. Right now, the water is running.



- Frase 139 -
This sink has a brown stain in the bottom.



- Frase 140 -
Thanks to Mark, the plumber, your sink now produces cool, clean, clear water.



- Frase 141 -
Yuck! The water coming out of the sink is brown!



- Frase 142 -
If you get it wet, it will never light!



- Frase 143 -
There's no need to wash your orange.



- Frase 144 -
Turn on the water first.



- Frase 145 -
(This would be a good place to wash my hands.)



- Frase 146 -
You wouldn't want to wash your hands in brown water!



- Frase 147 -
Turn on the water first.



- Frase 148 -
You know, a guy's face can never be too scrubby clean!



- Frase 149 -
Hey! Turn off the water!



- Frase 150 -
Oops. Sorry.



- Frase 151 -
You don't really want to wash your face in THAT water!



- Frase 152 -
Mark already fixed your sink.



- Frase 153 -
While you sometimes do that when you're in a hurry, you decide not to do it here!



- Frase 154 -
While you sometimes do that when you're in a hurry, you decide this plumber wouldn't see the humor in your actions!



- Frase 155 -
The last time you used one of these, it stuck to your butt. Not that it matters; the toilet cover dispenser is completely empty.



- Frase 156 -
This stainless steel toilet seat cover holder blocks the view a little, and for no purpose; the darn thing is empty.



- Frase 157 -
Sure, that's where they belong, but you're no maid. Let her do it!



- Frase 158 -
You flush the toilet. Good boy!



- Frase 159 -
You can't get to the toilet with this plumber in your way!



- Frase 160 -
Oh, no! The water's rising!



- Frase 161 -
Now your toilet is backed up... and how will you explain this to the management?



- Frase 162 -
The toilet looks clean, but a guy can never be too sure! You wouldn't want to catch one of those diseases you heard about.



- Frase 163 -
What a beautiful setting in which to obey Nature's call.



- Frase 164 -
The water in your toilet is all the way up to the very top! How can you fix it?



- Frase 165 -
You don't really want to use the toilet while that plumber is here.



- Frase 166 -
Good idea. You bend over the pot and carefully install an "ass gasket."



- Frase 167 -
There's no way you want to increase your contribution to the contents of THAT mess!



- Frase 168 -
You would never try to flush a whole roll of toilet paper down the can. At least, not when the plumber is right here!



- Frase 169 -
You briefly consider stuffing the toilet with the whole roll of toilet paper, but you outgrew such juvenile behavior years ago!



- Frase 170 -
Oh, yeah?



- Frase 171 -
Okay, okay! You stuff the entire roll of toilet paper into the commode.



- Frase 172 -
You've already clogged this toilet bowl! There's no need for another "contribution!"



- Frase 173 -
Finally. The RIGHT place!



- Frase 174 -
The plumber doesn't care to watch you right now.



- Frase 175 -
(Guess I didn't have to go!)



- Frase 176 -
Even another drop would run this mess over the top and onto the floor!



- Frase 177 -
Rubbing the towel rack gives you great pleasure.



- Frase 178 -
But no towel!



- Frase 179 -
You can't do that now-- you're on the can!



- Frase 180 -
This hanger is made to hold up a bath towel.



- Frase 181 -
Too bad the maid never leaves you one!



- Frase 182 -
If there was a towel hanging on your towel rack, you would take it, but since the towel rack is empty, so is your hand!