Larry 6 - Dump 430, Thunderbird - dialogo - Inserito Opzioni

[The Ancient One]

- Frase 1 -
HEY! I don't remember ordering you to touch me!



- Frase 2 -
Well, no, I guess you...



- Frase 3 -
That's right. And you won't touch me. Until I tell you when! And where! Got it?



- Frase 4 -
I, uh, oh well, yeah. Sure!



- Frase 5 -
And until then, stop drooling on my weights!



- Frase 6 -
Look at those strong, slender arms! You can practically taste them!



- Frase 7 -
And if you get your way, you will!



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- Frase 9 -
Halt! You may only admire these from afar.



- Frase 10 -
For now, at least!



- Frase 11 -
Those are two of the most magnificent, awe-inspiring, mouth-watering, 5-car-pileup-causing breasts that any woman has ever possessed.



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- Frase 13 -
Hey, Hannibal Lecter! Keep that finger outta my eye!



- Frase 14 -
Her eyes are blue. No, maybe they're brown. Wait, they could be hazel. (SIGH) It's hard to tell what color her eyes are. Who could see anything but those glorious breasts!



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- Frase 16 -
Hey! Get that away from my face!



- Frase 17 -
You long to run your fingers through that silky, sultry hair. In fact, you long to run ANY of your appendages through that silky, sultry hair!



- Frase 18 -
Thunderbird's curly auburn hair cascades down the back of her head and across her shoulders. Just for a moment, you wonder what it would be like if you were small enough to run naked through that forest of hair.



- Frase 19 -
Actually, you're nearly the correct size now!



- Frase 20 -
You can't take my hair. It's one of my three best features.



- Frase 21 -
Rather kinky idea! But first, practice some restraint!



- Frase 22 -
You wonder just how much strength she has in those powerful hands!



- Frase 23 -
Thunderbird's hands are graceful and supple, and her fingers are so... so... so close to that incredible CHEST!



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- Frase 25 -
For just a moment, you seriously consider tracing that lacing!



- Frase 26 -
But you know your heart couldn't take the strain!



- Frase 27 -
Thunderbird has two of the most perfectly formed hips you've ever seen on a woman.



- Frase 28 -
You can't take my hips. They're busy keeping my legs attached to my body.



- Frase 29 -
You can't move her legs. They seem to be pinned tightly together.



- Frase 30 -
(And doesn't THAT sound like fun!)



- Frase 31 -
At some mystical point inside those shorts, Thunderbird's perfect derriere turns into a pair of legs that men would die for.



- Frase 32 -
And between!



- Frase 33 -
You can't have them. I plan to walk later.



- Frase 34 -
Get your hand away from my mouth, or I may have to teach you a lesson.



- Frase 35 -
(Promises, promises!)



- Frase 36 -
Thunderbird's got that famous "downward smile" that Charlene Tilton perfected. It makes her look sexy, forbidden, unhappy and expensive.



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- Frase 38 -
You can think of nothing more exciting than caressing Thunderbird's bare, sexy neck... unless it's following that neck to its logical conclusion!



- Frase 39 -
Thunderbird's delicate neck arches sensuously as she gazes at you. You wonder what her neck would look like straining in the throes of ecstasy.



- Frase 40 -
Of course, it's not like you would be there, but still....



- Frase 41 -
What's this trying to take my body parts? You gonna build "The Bride of Larrystein?" Lay off!



- Frase 42 -
Funny you should try that. I was thinking of having my nose pierced next week. Maybe I will.



- Frase 43 -
Ordinarily, you're rarely turned on by a woman's nose. But Thunderbird's petite, delicate nostrils make any man a Nose Man forever!



- Frase 44 -
Grasping for straws, aren't you?



- Frase 45 -
Honey, I'm more into stainless steel and chrome than stuff like that!



- Frase 46 -
Yeah, sure! And that's your picture there on the badge; you with the large breasts!



- Frase 47 -
It takes more than your bare cord to shock me, buddy!



- Frase 48 -
I haven't filed anything since I was fired from that secretarial job after beating up my boss!



- Frase 49 -
Hell, I get all the batteries I want by removing them from the devices people bring to my bedroom!



- Frase 50 -
No, thanks. Already got one!



- Frase 51 -
Hey, thanks. I am hot and sweaty after working this machine!



- Frase 52 -
Don't you just love where that staple goes right through my navel?



- Frase 53 -
Gee. Thanks. Got any place I can hang this?



- Frase 54 -
Tie you up with an electrical cord? Hmm. Sounds interesting.



- Frase 55 -
I never drink "sissy" beverages.



- Frase 56 -
You missed me! I'm over here.



- Frase 57 -
No, thanks. No time to floss.



- Frase 58 -
What? Flowers? For me? You shouldn't have.



- Frase 59 -
(FORCEFULLY) And I MEAN that!



- Frase 60 -
Are you crazy, dude? I might be able to get one of these legs into that skinny little thing!



- Frase 61 -
Assuming I was so drunk I couldn't see how ugly it is!



- Frase 62 -
Look what I brought you, Ms. Thunderbird. A genuine pair of chrome-plated, serial-numbered, auto-latching, inexpensive, resort cop handcuffs!



- Frase 63 -
I only hope you'll find them acceptable.



- Frase 64 -
Geez. Taiwan again! You know how fast the chrome wears off these babies? Ah, well. At least you made the effort!



- Frase 65 -
Tell you what: I'll go back to my room and get dressed up. You stop by later. And don't take too long, either! Ya got it?



- Frase 66 -
But, I...



- Frase 67 -
Shut up! I'm outta here!



- Frase 68 -
Thanks. I know just where to apply this!



- Frase 69 -
A sandy lamp? Oh, I remember her! Wasn't she the one who recorded "Suck on my High School Ring" back in the 50's?



- Frase 70 -
Oooooh. You ARE the kinky little devil. But I'm more into 'cuffs than Crisco.



- Frase 71 -
I'll give you ten minutes to stop that!



- Frase 72 -
Thunderbird looks to be one tough chick. From her leather outfit to her defiant, challenging gaze, you can tell this is one woman who takes her pleasure seriously. It gives you goose-bumps just thinking about it!



- Frase 73 -
Something tells you this woman is unlike any you've ever tried before, Larry.



- Frase 74 -
Those may be "light anywhere" matches, but don't try it on me, buster!!



- Frase 75 -
Thanks. Keep it. Who needs an orange?



- Frase 76 -
Cute. I don't want your lousy posies.



- Frase 77 -
What would I do with that? Combine it with string to make a bikini bottom?



- Frase 78 -
Your room? Hah! You probably don't have any equipment there!



- Frase 79 -
I swipe those things from the maids' carts too!



- Frase 80 -
Maybe you should wear those sunglasses out by the pool.



- Frase 81 -
There's nothing on me that YOU can take!



- Frase 82 -
In fact, I'm not sure you could even take me!



- Frase 83 -
Hello, Miss. I couldn't help but notice the muscles in your inner thighs!



- Frase 84 -
WHAT!?



- Frase 85 -
I mean, I couldn't help notice "the magic in your intense eyes!"



- Frase 86 -
(SARCASTICALLY) Nice outfit! When you are going to stop having your Mommy pick out your clothes?



- Frase 87 -
Oh, she doesn't pick out my clothes any more.



- Frase 88 -
I think a 90's guy has to know when to bypass the fickle whims of Paris haute coutoure and stick with the stylish lines of a true classic.



- Frase 89 -
Hence the white leisure suit has become (how may I say it?) something of a "symbol" of mine.



- Frase 90 -
Hmmmph. I see. I gotta admit: it's you!



- Frase 91 -
Thank you. You don't know how many people comment on it!



- Frase 92 -
(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, I can imagine!



- Frase 93 -
(SARCASTICALLY) What brings you to La Costa Lotta, little boy?



- Frase 94 -
I'm here on a junket, actually. You see, I was one of the winners on a recent broadcast of "Stallions!" that hot new TV show for hot new studs like moi.



- Frase 95 -
So I suppose you'll be here for the TWO-week visit, instead of the weekend the First Place guys receive?



- Frase 96 -
Gosh, Thunderbird! You sure do know your TV shows!



- Frase 97 -
I should. How do you think I got here?!



- Frase 98 -
So, babe, waddaya say you and me get to know each other a little better?



- Frase 99 -
Honey, there's not much about you I need to know.



- Frase 100 -
And, not much about me you'd care to learn!



- Frase 101 -
But, I suppose a little "session" later on would be okay.



- Frase 102 -
I just have one problem, Larry.



- Frase 103 -
Problem? What problem, T-Bird?



- Frase 104 -
That's THUNDERbird to you, Larry. Oh, my problem is simple...



- Frase 105 -
...I'm having so much fun here that I wore out my only pair of handcuffs.



- Frase 106 -
So, if you want to have fun with me, you'll have to bring me a little hardware!



- Frase 107 -
Handcuffs? Where am I supposed to get handcuffs at a health spa?



- Frase 108 -
That's your problem, Lar! All I know is, I'm gonna sit here and work this machine until you do! So, come back any time, but bring a little hardware with you!



- Frase 109 -
Thunderbird, I was just wondering; is there anything else I could do?



- Frase 110 -
No, way. I'll just work on these thighs until you bring me some handcuffs!



- Frase 111 -
(As if they needed it!)



- Frase 112 -
Here's some words of wisdom for you, Larry: bring me some handcuffs!



- Frase 113 -
Are you trying to threaten me, Biffie? Watch out, or I'll use that wrench to loosen YOUR nuts!



- Frase 114 -
Sure, any time. But first, how's about you doing a little something for me?



- Frase 115 -
It feels like real leather! And the studs feel like real studs!



- Frase 116 -
(Of course, you're not exactly sure what a real stud feels like!)



- Frase 117 -
A studded wristband encircles Thunderbird's slender wrist.



- Frase 118 -
You like leather, little man-boy? I've got more leather than you know what to do with, only you wouldn't know what to do with it! Wait a minute. Well, you know what I mean.