Larry 6 - Dump 350, Sauna - Inserito Opzioni

[The Ancient One]

- Frase 1 -
This door bears a tiny brass plaque with the delicate La Costa Lotta logo and the words, "Mud Baths."



- Frase 2 -
Actually, it opens onto a short private alcove, which then opens into the Mud Baths.



- Frase 3 -
Take my door. Please!



- Frase 4 -
Hi, Door.



- Frase 5 -
Excuse me, Ms. Door. I thought you were an old friend of mine.



- Frase 6 -
That won't work on the drain, but there's nothing in there you need anyway!



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Try as you might, you can't remove the drain cover.



- Frase 8 -
The floor here is filled with tiny drains, each with its own retractable spigot, which occasionally, randomly, shoots up water.



- Frase 9 -
You have no need for water.



- Frase 10 -
You find this conversation totally draining!



- Frase 11 -
Good idea, but the drains are held in place with screws with those special mono-directional heads that prevent tampering.



- Frase 12 -
These holes are too small, even for you, Larry!



- Frase 13 -
Try as you might, you can't catch the leaping water.



- Frase 14 -
The Prancing Fluid fountains create a wonderful montage of sparkling water effects...



- Frase 15 -
...and occasional gooses!



- Frase 16 -
You might take a powder, you might take a shower, but you'll never take a fountain!



- Frase 17 -
That might get it clean.



- Frase 18 -
(But wouldn't the high pressure hurt?)



- Frase 19 -
If you want to take a shower, get undressed!



- Frase 20 -
Yeah, this WOULD be a good time for a shower.



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This knob controls the shower.



- Frase 22 -
If you want to "take" a shower, get undressed first, then use the "hand" icon.



- Frase 23 -
If you want to clean yourself, get undressed first.



- Frase 24 -
Good idea! But don't waste your Impressive Bar of complimentary soap; use the free soap that comes already mixed with hot water here. It flows right out of the showerhead as soon as you turn the faucet on!



- Frase 25 -
It's not necessary to apply any object to the tile. Just grab it...



- Frase 26 -
...if you're man enough!



- Frase 27 -
(This tile looks loose...)



- Frase 28 -
(I bet I could do something with this tile... if I were fully dressed.)



- Frase 29 -
(Strange. One of these tiles is "off-color.")



- Frase 30 -
(There's an off-color tile here. I must remember to look at it later, when I'm dressed.)



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- Frase 33 -
Perhaps if you could remove that tile...



- Frase 34 -
While once these shower heads could be adjusted, the mineral deposits in the local water supply now have them corroded firmly in place.



- Frase 35 -
This is the end the water comes out.



- Frase 36 -
(I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard THAT!)



- Frase 37 -
This small shower head is of no use to you.



- Frase 38 -
(What did you think? That you were going to get a little head?)



- Frase 39 -
(SING) "Start spread-ing the news..."



"I'm lea-ving to-day..."



- Frase 40 -
WOW! Now you really need a shower!



- Frase 41 -
That's not really very useful in a shower room.



- Frase 42 -
A shower would warm up your already chilled washcloth. Are you sure you want to do that?



- Frase 43 -
There's not much to do in the shower room except take a shower.



- Frase 44 -
While you could wash the filter off in the shower, you couldn't do it without getting your leisure suit soaked!



- Frase 45 -
The men's shower room is completely lined with tile, causing a wonderful echo when you walk, and a deep, rich resonance when you talk.



- Frase 46 -
This is the right place, but save your bar of soap for something more impressive than just washing yourself off. Use the redi-mixed soap/hot water combination setting on the shower's faucet.



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- Frase 48 -
(WITH ECHO AND DEEP VOICE) Now at bat (bat... bat...)



- Frase 49 -
Number 13 (13... 13...)



- Frase 50 -
Larry Laffer! (laughter... laughter...)



- Frase 51 -
To take a shower, just turn on the water faucet.



- Frase 52 -
Good idea. Try turning on the water first.



- Frase 53 -
What? Use this wet washcloth in the shower? Well, okay.



- Frase 54 -
But you'll have to turn on the water first.



- Frase 55 -
Can't you wait until you're actually naked and soapy like everyone else?



- Frase 56 -
No! How many times do you have to hear this? You're the one looking for the WOMEN, okay?



- Frase 57 -
(Doh!)



- Frase 58 -
While you consider tapping him on the shoulder, you decide you'd rather not see him turn around!



- Frase 59 -
HEY! Stop looking at the naked men!



- Frase 60 -
You're supposed to be looking at naked women!



- Frase 61 -
You're going to have to wait until you're playing the role of Passionate Patti to do that!



- Frase 62 -
This man is not interested in other men.



- Frase 63 -
Why should I give HIM anything? I'm saving myself for the babes!



- Frase 64 -
Better not, Larry! This guy looks big, strong and hetero!



- Frase 65 -
This naked man is only placed here for the prurient pleasures of the female game players.



- Frase 66 -
Perhaps you're thinking of Gary the Towel Attendant?



- Frase 67 -
You miss your friends, "The Prancing Fluids," so you turn them back on again.



- Frase 68 -
You turn off "The Prancing Fluids." Now you'll never see them again!



- Frase 69 -
The handle beside the mud room door bears a tiny brass plaque with the delicate La Costa Lotta logo and the words, "The Prancing Fluids."



- Frase 70 -
These towel hooks are the perfect height and shape to hold up a towel while someone showers.



- Frase 71 -
You might want to hang yourself from the towel hook, but it would never hold you!



- Frase 72 -
A shower would feel good... if you weren't fully clothed.



- Frase 73 -
A shower would feel good...