Larry 6 - Dump 320, Dialogo con Rose - Inserito Opzioni

[The Ancient One]

- Frase 1 -
Jai! Carrrrrumba! I think you need me!



- Frase 2 -
(Did I forget to wipe my butt?)



- Frase 3 -
How unusual. A large sunken Roman tub with stirrups!



- Frase 4 -
Good idea. Stick your hand into that giant bed pan?



- Frase 5 -
Yuck.



- Frase 6 -
Good idea. Use the bed pan.



- Frase 7 -
NO!



- Frase 8 -
An electric fan is attached to the wall.



- Frase 9 -
It's a good thing that electric fan is off. Sticking your hand into a spinning fan would leave you without your best girlfriend!



- Frase 10 -
What are you trying to do? Start a fan club?



- Frase 11 -
You love the sound your voice makes echoing off whirling blades.



- Frase 12 -
Sliced cold cuts, any one?



- Frase 13 -
That's quite a piece of plumbing. Those gauges go up to 500 pounds per square inch!



- Frase 14 -
Why would there be a pair of hand grips mounted on the wall?



- Frase 15 -
Using these as a handle you attempt to remove the far wall, but fail.



- Frase 16 -
This hose is connected to that large apparatus near the back wall.



- Frase 17 -
It ends in a strange, long, slender nozzle with a trigger valve.



- Frase 18 -
Attempting to add to your collection of high-pressure hoses, you try to take Rose's but find it attached to the plumbing.



- Frase 19 -
Leave the lubricant alone. It's unimportant.



- Frase 20 -
You can't really collect any of that lubricant in anything you have.



- Frase 21 -
You can't remove the lubricant from the wall, no matter which tool you try.



- Frase 22 -
You really don't want to get your hands all covered with slippery lubricant.



- Frase 23 -
Your lamp can hold no more.



- Frase 24 -
You carefully pump a few squirts of lubricant into your whale oil lamp.



- Frase 25 -
No. Stop. Wait.



- Frase 26 -
A dispenser of lubricant hangs on the wall.



- Frase 27 -
It's already full to the brim... with lube!



- Frase 28 -
The bottle of lubricant is firmly attached to the wall.



- Frase 29 -
Hi, Slippery!



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- Frase 31 -
What happened? Run out of hand creme?



- Frase 32 -
It's a converted Harley.



- Frase 33 -
You don't want to start the engine. That's her job.



- Frase 34 -
How delightfully primitive! A moo-cow in hillside pasture.



- Frase 35 -
What a massive piece of plumbing.



- Frase 36 -
(I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard THAT!)



- Frase 37 -
NOT!



- Frase 38 -
Rose's room is covered with flowers! She must really love fragrance. It smells like a greenhouse in here!



- Frase 39 -
The flowers smell sweet, but with a strange underlying aroma of something unpleasant.



- Frase 40 -
The idea is not to "take" her flowers, but you're getting close.



- Frase 41 -
It seems Rose is only interested in colorful flowers.



- Frase 42 -
You'd love to do things with this woman, but you can't do things you'd like to do by doing that thing you were just doing.



- Frase 43 -
So this is what a "High Colonic Treatment Suite" looks like. Apparently, this woman really loves flowers! Just look around.



- Frase 44 -
Rose's fiery Spanish temper would really flare up if you took something from her area!



- Frase 45 -
Talking to the walls and floor won't help... but talking to Rose certainly could!



- Frase 46 -
Oops.



- Frase 47 -
Missed!



- Frase 48 -
Here, Rosie, I'd like to give you a little something special. I can see how much you enjoy flowers.



- Frase 49 -
Oh, thank you, Lawrence! They are most beautiful. I'll put them right over here.



- Frase 50 -
And in return, I'd like to give you a little something special, my nuevo amigo!




- Frase 51 -
Hey, Larry! Finally, you're gonna get lucky! And with this hot Spanish senorita, too!



- Frase 52 -
Please to examine closely the painting on the wall over there. I believe you will surely enjoy that which will follow.



- Frase 53 -
(Why am I looking at a painting? Why is she running that Harley with the carb too rich?)



- Frase 54 -
I will make you experience feelings you never knew before!



- Frase 55 -
(PUNCH LINE) (That wouldn't be hard!)



- Frase 56 -
You'll feel like a new man!



- Frase 57 -
(PUNCH LINE) (Good, 'cause the old man wasn't gettin' any!)



- Frase 58 -
Are you ready for a good time?



- Frase 59 -
(PUNCH LINE) (I've been ready for 30 years!)



- Frase 60 -
I'm all yours, Rose!



- Frase 61 -
Okay, honey. Drop those pants!



- Frase 62 -
Finally, Larry!



- Frase 63 -
(PUNCH LINE) But shouldn't she at least dim the lights?



- Frase 64 -
Whoa! What's that?! Rose, uh, exactly what does "High Colonic" mean?



- Frase 65 -
AAAAAEEEEEAAAAA!!!



- Frase 66 -
Isn't it wonderful? Am I right? Isn't it a feeling you've never felt before?



- Frase 67 -
A Few Hours Later...



- Frase 68 -
Rose, I've never felt more emotions in such a short period of time!



- Frase 69 -
Yes, I know. All my customers say that. But here, Lawrence. Allow me to give you a little something in return.



- Frase 70 -
(SCREAMS) NOOOOO!! Not again!



- Frase 71 -
Oh, you silly! No, this.



- Frase 72 -
Why, Rose, what a beautiful orchid. It's... it's... it's so "prom night!"



- Frase 73 -
Thank you, Larry. Come back soon, so we can do this again, okay?



- Frase 74 -
You know, I don't feel pooped any more!



- Frase 75 -
Yeah, and also you're not so full of sheet!



- Frase 76 -
Perhaps you should look at her first.



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- Frase 78 -




- Frase 79 -
While you dream of someday sweeping a woman off her feet, you might be better off talking to this one.



- Frase 80 -
Hello, Miss. My name is Larry, Larry Laffer.



- Frase 81 -
(SARCASTICALLY) Sure. Why wait? Jump right in. No subtleties necessary.



- Frase 82 -
I wonder what fits in those stirrups?



- Frase 83 -
The stirrups feel as cold and hard as stainless steel.



- Frase 84 -
(Which, of course, they are!)



- Frase 85 -
What stories these stirrups could tell, if they were human, and had memories, and vocal cords, and...



- Frase 86 -
Obviously something goes on in this room that requires quite a bit of pressure!



- Frase 87 -
Tanks? You're not welcome!



- Frase 88 -
This thing sucks!



- Frase 89 -
This photograph looks just like a picture window. But, of course, it's fake.