Larry 6 - Dump 250, Dialogo con Merrily - Inserito Opzioni

[The Ancient One]

- Frase 1 -
As you stroke Merrily's arm, her freckles seem to quiver with delight.



- Frase 2 -
Her arms look Freckl-icious!



- Frase 3 -
You attempt to gently take her arm to lead her to some cozy corner to explore Mother Nature's Sweaty Wonders. But she stands her ground, not quite ready to make the commitment with the curious little horny man tugging at her arm.



- Frase 4 -
(HOTLY) Hey, now! What kind of girl do you think I am, anyway?



- Frase 5 -
Well, I was hoping you were...



- Frase 6 -
(CONTINUING AS IF UNINTERRUPTED) One of those sleazy babes you met in Larry 2 or 3?



- Frase 7 -
Well, yeah.



- Frase 8 -
(PETULANTLY) Huh! Well, you'll never find out THAT way.



- Frase 9 -
Gee, with those huge bolts of green cloth in the way, you can hardly tell what her breasts look like!



- Frase 10 -
Oh, you men are all alike! Just because a woman wears a simple, tasteful bikini, all you think about is groping.



- Frase 11 -
You run your fingers through Merrily's hair.



- Frase 12 -
Ow!



- Frase 13 -
Oh, sorry, I lost a bobby pin in there somewhere.



- Frase 14 -
Merrily Lowe has thick, wavy strawberry blonde hair. In fact, Merrily IS strawberry cheesecake!



- Frase 15 -
Ooh, you caveman, you!



- Frase 16 -
Oh, thanks anyway, Larry, but I don't know what I'd do with that.



- Frase 17 -
Oh, thanks anyway, Larry, but I don't need that. You know what I want. Bring me a key to that bungee jumping tower and your life will never be the same!



- Frase 18 -
I think that would ruin my add-on nails! That thing looks like it could shape metal!



- Frase 19 -
Oh, honey. You must be thinking I'm Char!



- Frase 20 -
Oh, I'm not thirsty. I still have some of that horrible concoction you bought me!



- Frase 21 -
Doesn't that shot off the top of the bungee jumping tower turn you on?!



- Frase 22 -
How interesting. But I don't think this would stretch large enough for me!



- Frase 23 -
...to bungee jump with!



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- Frase 25 -
Ah. That tickles!



- Frase 26 -
Oh, no thanks. I found some of this in my bathroom. How do you think I made this bikini?



- Frase 27 -
And I see you figured it out too!



- Frase 28 -
No, thanks. Got one.



- Frase 29 -
Pool flotation device, that is!



- Frase 30 -
Watch it. I prefer to be bound in rubber, not steel!



- Frase 31 -
Isn't this stuff great? I just love to rub it all over the parts of my body that don't get suntanned!



- Frase 32 -
Here, Merrily. You look like someone who would appreciate her own personal key to La Costa Lotta's bungee jumping tower!



- Frase 33 -
How did you know? That's wonderful, Larry! Oh, baby, I can hardly wait until tonight.



- Frase 34 -
(TAKE TO CAMERA WITH BIG GRIN) (Gee. I wonder if we could just cut to later tonight?)



- Frase 35 -
(WITH MUCH ECHO) Later that night...



- Frase 36 -
Look what I have for you, Merr. Your own personal copy of the key to the bungee jumping tower!



- Frase 37 -
(SQUEALS WITH DELIGHT) Oh, Larry! My hero! You're wonderful! Meet me tonight, late, after everyone else is asleep, and we'll "go down" together!



- Frase 38 -
(TAKE TO CAMERA WITH BIG GRIN) (Gee. I wonder if we could just cut to later tonight?)



- Frase 39 -
(WITH MUCH ECHO) Later that night...



- Frase 40 -
Ick! Where'd you get that?



- Frase 41 -
Merrily Lowe is the perfect woman for you, Larry. She makes up in the body department for what she lacks in brains!



- Frase 42 -
That's amazing. How do you keep it dry?



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- Frase 44 -
Oh, fresh fruit is not what I crave, Larry!



- Frase 45 -
Is that a key to the bungee tower? No, I don't think so. I have the pattern memorized, you know. But, it's rather close, don't you think?



- Frase 46 -
I would love to have a key, but not that one. It would do you no good anyway.



- Frase 47 -
I get that free too. Have you noticed? It seems awfully soft to me!



- Frase 48 -
(I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard THAT!)



- Frase 49 -
Yeah, you look good in shades.



- Frase 50 -
May I have a few of those drops of water, Merrily?



- Frase 51 -
Oh, Larry. Just order a drink like everyone else does!



- Frase 52 -
Oh, Larry! Have you figured out a way for me to gain access to the bungee jumping tower yet?



- Frase 53 -
Funny you should ask. It wasn't easy, but I've got something here somewhere that should make you a very happy woman.



- Frase 54 -
And if you'd just give it to me, I bet I could make you a very happy man!



- Frase 55 -
Oh, Larry. Have you found a bungee tower key for me yet?



- Frase 56 -
Yes, I have, Merr!



- Frase 57 -
So? Are you going to "give it to me?"



- Frase 58 -
Oh, Larry! Have you figured out a way for me to gain access to the bungee jumping tower yet?



- Frase 59 -
No, but I'm giving it lots of thought.



- Frase 60 -
I haven't forgotten, Merrily. I'll find you a bungee tower key somewhere!



- Frase 61 -
That's great, Larry! I can't wait to "go down" with you!



- Frase 62 -
Is your drink okay, Merr?



- Frase 63 -
Oh, sure. Good enough. I'm not picky. I just try to stay happy all the time.



- Frase 64 -
You certainly have a beautiful smile, Merr. You must be enjoying yourself immensely.



- Frase 65 -
(SWEETLY) Oh, no. I'm miserable, actually. In fact, I'm more than just a little pissed off at La Costa Lotta's silly management and their strict adherence to local laws!



- Frase 66 -
(WITH CONCERN) Why, Merr, whatever is the matter? Is there anything I can do?



- Frase 67 -
Oh, Larry, you're so sweet to be concerned about little me. But, really, there's nothing you can do. This monkey I've got to carry on my own back. No one can break an addiction for you. I must handle it myself!



- Frase 68 -
(GREATER CONCERN) Addiction?! Local laws? Merr, are you in some sort of trouble? Is it drugs?



- Frase 69 -
(TO AUDIENCE WITH ECHO) (Awright! Here's our chance to add some "socially- redeeming value" to this little saga!)



- Frase 70 -
Drugs? How gauche! Nothing so mundane as that! No, it's worse; far worse. Larry, I may as well be honest with you...



- Frase 71 -
I suffer from... from... (SOBS THRU SMILEY FACE AND VOICE) I suffer from...



- Frase 72 -
(SHOUTS) B.A.!!



- Frase 73 -
(CONFUSED) B. A.?



- Frase 74 -
(SOBBING THROUGH SMILE) BUNGEE ADDICTION!!



- Frase 75 -
(CONFUSED) You're addicted to luggage tie-downs?



- Frase 76 -
No, silly! Bungee jumping. I want to do nothing in life but jump.



- Frase 77 -
Oh, it started simply enough: a first small hit at a friend's party; then cranes at local county fairs; later, a few bridges here and there.



- Frase 78 -
(MORE INTENSELY) But I got to the point where I had to have more, constantly more: higher, deeper, longer! I was going down 40 or 50 times a day! I graduated to balloons, but even that wasn't enough.



- Frase 79 -
(SUDDENLY SOFTER) But then, I heard about La Costa Lotta!



- Frase 80 -
Here? This place?



- Frase 81 -
Get your head out of the bikinis, Larry, and take a look straight up.



- Frase 82 -
(OFF MIKE WITH HEAD TILTED BACK) Whoa! How high is that sucker?!



- Frase 83 -
High enough -- even for me!



- Frase 84 -
I don't get it. You should be overjoyed to have a setup like this. What's the problem?



- Frase 85 -
These provincial thinkers, that's what's wrong. They have some sort of stupid law that limits you to 10 jumps per day.



- Frase 86 -
I'm not sure, but isn't there something in the Constitution about this? In that part about the "right to bare arms," I think.



- Frase 87 -
Oh, that there was. And do you know what's worse?



- Frase 88 -
You mean there's something worse than only getting to bungee jump ten times per day? What is it?



- Frase 89 -
(EMBARRASSED) I've gotten to the point where I can only become sexually aroused if I'm high in the air, tied up with long rubber ropes!



- Frase 90 -
(DOES LONG TAKE ENDING WITH GRIN) (Hmmm.)



- Frase 91 -
And since they always keep that tower locked, I suppose there's no way you can just sneak in for a quickie whenever you need "a fix."



- Frase 92 -
No, but if I only had my own key, I could come out at night when the resort is asleep and "get off again and again!"



- Frase 93 -
Gosh, Merr, I wonder if there's any way I could get you a key?



- Frase 94 -
Oh, if you could, Larry, I promise you an experience you'll never forget!



- Frase 95 -
Oh, I've got a towel somewhere over there on the pool deck. But thanks for being so considerate; I do sunburn easily!



- Frase 96 -
No way! Billy Dee said the next time he caught me trying to sneak up the tower he was gonna throw me off without my bungee!



- Frase 97 -
With this wrench, you could unbolt the entire tower.



- Frase 98 -
Yeah. Right.



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- Frase 100 -
Wow, look at that! My boyfriend has one of those... only his sticks out!



- Frase 101 -
Hoping she'll suck on your fingers, you casually wave your hand in front of her face.



- Frase 102 -
Oh! Gotta go? Bye!



- Frase 103 -
The way her lips are slightly parted, you can just tell she REALLY wants it!



- Frase 104 -
(Wants what?)



- Frase 105 -
You know. "IT!"



- Frase 106 -
(Oh. Yeah, I know. I think.)



- Frase 107 -
Quit yanking on my face. Waddayu? Weird?



- Frase 108 -
Merr's neck is smooth and slightly damp from her last dip on the pool. And she's letting you touch it! Say, that's a good sign!



- Frase 109 -
Thanks for wiping that stuff off; I don't know what it was!



- Frase 110 -
You'd love to kiss every inch of Merrily's befreckled neck.



- Frase 111 -
But why stop there?



- Frase 112 -
OUCH! Stop pinching!



- Frase 113 -
Merrily's stomach is the only part of her that's flat!



- Frase 114 -
You start to reach over to touch Merrily's incredible tummy... but your hands begin to tremble, your knees knock, you start to drool, and sweat breaks out all over your body.



- Frase 115 -
Yeah. I'm warm too!

[The Ancient One]

Preso fino alla fine del dump.