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The Ancient One
messaggio22 Jun 2011, 10:23
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- Frase 1 -
Information Operator



- Frase 2 -
Housekeeping



- Frase 3 -
For Emergencies Only!



- Frase 4 -
Excursion Desk



- Frase 5 -
Carlos the Concierge



- Frase 6 -
Bell Desk



- Frase 7 -
Room Service



- Frase 8 -
Sex Line



- Frase 9 -
Long Distance



- Frase 10 -
Local Call



- Frase 11 -
Maintenance



- Frase 12 -
Toll Free Operator



- Frase 13 -
Mark Ceeburp



- Frase 14 -
Al Lowe



- Frase 15 -
Carlos Escobar



- Frase 16 -
Dan Woolard



- Frase 17 -
The Sadauskas Residence



- Frase 18 -
Victor Sadauskas



- Frase 19 -
William R. Shockley



- Frase 20 -
Chris Carr



- Frase 21 -
Sorry, we're unable to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number after the beep, we'll ignore you until it's convenient for us!



- Frase 22 -




- Frase 23 -
Bell desk. May I help you?



- Frase 24 -
Uh, I wonder when you're going to bring up my luggage.



- Frase 25 -
Just a moment, Mr. Laffer. Let me check the storeroom.



- Frase 26 -
There's nothing here for you. Who shipped your luggage?



- Frase 27 -
Well, I guess no one. Thanks anyway.



- Frase 28 -
(Jerk!)



- Frase 29 -
What did you say?



- Frase 30 -
It's time to play "LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE"



- Frase 31 -
At the sound of the tone, leave your name, number and the time you called, and you could receive...



- Frase 32 -
A year's supply of "Rice-a-Roni," the San Francisco treat...



- Frase 33 -
A case of "Turtle Wax"....



- Frase 34 -
or a brand new CAR...



- Frase 35 -
And now it's time to play America's favorite home game...



- Frase 36 -
"LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE"



- Frase 37 -
(Hmmm. It's busy.)



- Frase 38 -
Concierge Desk, Carlos speaking.



- Frase 39 -
DON'T PRINT THIS, PRINT A RANDOM MSG FROM 611.MSG



- Frase 40 -
Have a nice day.



- Frase 41 -
You've reached the Fresno Insult Line.



- Frase 42 -
Hi, this is Chris. Sorry, I'm not home right now. Eric, Brian, Brent and I are busy hauling Rob's inebriated carcass from bar to bar in South Lake Tahoe.



- Frase 43 -
Sorry, we're experiencing difficulty on this line. If you require further assistance, please call Sierra Telephone and ask for Connie. If she is unavailable, Boomer or Ozzy will be glad to take your call.



- Frase 44 -
You don't need to call that number.



- Frase 45 -
Hello. You have reached 911. I'm sorry, but we can't come to the phone right now. Please hold or leave a message after the tone...



- Frase 46 -
Hello, you've reached La Costa Lotta's "Excursion Desk." For tomorrow, we have planned a wonderful trip for your vacationing pleasure:



- Frase 47 -
Our American Empress tour will begin early in the morning with a trip through an authentic local fast food restaurant's drive-up window!



- Frase 48 -
Next, we will travel to an indigenous nearby area to study native shopping rituals, followed by a trip to an actual functioning supermarket.



- Frase 49 -
You'll enjoy lunch at a local diner, followed by a short hop into an authentic Laundromat, where you'll see locals engage in traditional activities before your very eyes.



- Frase 50 -
The afternoon will conclude with a visit to a real automobile repair center, where hapless locals sit trapped, waiting and watching TV while their children run wild all around them.




- Frase 51 -
We'll return in plenty of time for you to shower and clean up before anyone sees you. Don't miss this exciting look at a life you've never seen! Only $350.00 per person, meals included. Only limited seating is available so please: reserve now!



- Frase 52 -
Front desk, may I help you?



- Frase 53 -
Gammie? Is that you?



- Frase 54 -
Yes, it is. I work here. I thought you knew that.



- Frase 55 -
Uh, yeah. Hi, it's me. Larry. Larry Laffer.



- Frase 56 -
Yes, sir. I can see that on the computer. May I help you?



- Frase 57 -
Why? Is something wrong up here?



- Frase 58 -
Wait a second. Didn't you call me?



- Frase 59 -
Huh? Oh, yeah.



- Frase 60 -
So? What do you want?



- Frase 61 -
Want? What have you got? Hey! Are you suggesting something...



- Frase 62 -
I've got to go now. Nice chatting with you again, Mr. Laffer.



- Frase 63 -
Hey. If you're not going to talk to me, stop calling me!



- Frase 64 -
(UNDER BREATH) (Jerk.)



- Frase 65 -
I heard that!



- Frase 66 -
Front desk. May I help you?



- Frase 67 -
Uh, yeah. It's me, Larry Laffer. I'm in Room 201.



- Frase 68 -
Yes, I can see that from the computer. The question was: "May I help you?"



- Frase 69 -
No, I guess not. I was just trying out the telephone.



- Frase 70 -
Does it work?



- Frase 71 -
Yes.



- Frase 72 -
Then hang up and don't make any more foolish calls!



- Frase 73 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 74 -
Can I get another "gift?"



- Frase 75 -
No. There are limits, you know! What did you do with the last one? Have you considered "self-control?!"



- Frase 76 -
Ulp! Goodbye!



- Frase 77 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 78 -
Hi. I ordered your exclusive "turn-down" service a while ago.



- Frase 79 -
Yes. Is everything okay?



- Frase 80 -
Well, yes, I suppose it is. My bed has been turned down. But the maid must have dropped one of her mints or something. There's something lying on my pillow!



- Frase 81 -
Oh, that? That's yours. It's a little gift from the hotel.



- Frase 82 -
And it's no mint!



- Frase 83 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 84 -
Uh, no. I'm just lonely, I guess. I don't know why I called!



- Frase 85 -
(Stupid damn guests!) I mean, thank you for calling!



- Frase 86 -
(Doh!)



- Frase 87 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 88 -
I thought I requested your "exclusive" Turn Down Service?



- Frase 89 -
Why, yes you did, Mr. Laffer. Someone will be up to your room soon. But, perhaps you didn't know. Our maids have strict instructions never to disturb the guests while they are in their rooms.



- Frase 90 -
I'm sure once you leave the room, the maid will slip in unobserved and take care of you.



- Frase 91 -
I guess I'm just not used to fine service. Okay. Thanks.



- Frase 92 -
My pleasure.



- Frase 93 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 94 -
Yes; I notice you have something called a "turn down service." Is this something I need to request? Usually I have no trouble getting turned down!



- Frase 95 -
Yes, you do, Mr. Laffer. I'll make a note of it. This evening, we'll leave a little gift for you on your pillow!



- Frase 96 -
Oh, boy! I love presents.



- Frase 97 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 98 -
Yes. My bathroom is totally unstocked. Don't you give lots of little free thingies here? You know: shower caps, tiny bottles of shampoo, shoe horns, stuff like that?



- Frase 99 -
Why, no. We don't.



- Frase 100 -
Well, how about toilet paper, towels, washcloths? I should get those, right?




- Frase 101 -
Yes, you should. I'll send a maid up to "service you" right away!



- Frase 102 -
All right!



- Frase 103 -
That would be fine. Tell her to just barge right in, regardless of the condition I'm in!



- Frase 104 -
Oh, our help never enters a guest room while someone is there. Strict policy. Simple courtesy, you know. Also, it prevents lawsuits from shmucks who want to accost our maids.



- Frase 105 -
(Doh!)



- Frase 106 -
Oh, okay. Well, I suppose I'll head down to the pool now.



- Frase 107 -
Good. The sooner you leave, the sooner you'll get "serviced."



- Frase 108 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 109 -
Hi, I'm still waiting here for the maid to come.



- Frase 110 -
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard THAT!



- Frase 111 -
What?



- Frase 112 -
I said, "the maid's coming!" Just watch for her cart out in the hall, then stay out of your room for a while. When you return, you'll have received everything you deserve!



- Frase 113 -
Thanks. I guess.



- Frase 114 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 115 -
Hi. It's me, Larry Laffer!



- Frase 116 -
Yes, I know. Your name's right here on the computer screen. However, the question was: "May I help you?"



- Frase 117 -
Oh, no. I was just trying out my new phone.



- Frase 118 -
Next time, try reading those cards on the table. They contain lots of numbers of other departments you can bother, I mean, "call."



- Frase 119 -
Okay. I will. Bye.



- Frase 120 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 121 -
Yes, you may! My toilet is all stopped up. I don't know what happened. But it's a mess!



- Frase 122 -
I'm sorry, sir, but you need to call our Building Maintenance line. In the meantime, try crossing your legs! Goodbye.



- Frase 123 -
(Doh!)



- Frase 124 -
I'm sorry, but this telephone is not authorized for local dialing.



- Frase 125 -
I'm sorry, but this telephone is not authorized for long distance dialing.



- Frase 126 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 127 -
Hello. There's brown water coming out of my bathroom sink! Is there anything you can do about it?



- Frase 128 -
But, of course, Mr. Laffer. I'm so sorry. Let me send up one of my best men right away.



- Frase 129 -
And please accept my sincere apology for any inconvenience you may be suffering.



- Frase 130 -
Perhaps I can make some adjustment to your bill. Just a moment please, while I check the computer...



- Frase 131 -
(OFF MIKE) ...Oh, I see. Never mind. (ON MIKE) Mr. Laffer, I'll be sure to send up somebody sometime, maybe in a few hours. And, please, don't bother calling back!



- Frase 132 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 133 -
Thanks for fixing the sink.



- Frase 134 -
Is there some problem, sir?



- Frase 135 -
No, I was just saying "thanks."



- Frase 136 -
You're welcome.



- Frase 137 -
Bye.



- Frase 138 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 139 -
Hello. Your man is here and working now. Thank you.



- Frase 140 -
Sir, it's not necessary to keep us THIS informed! Goodbye.



- Frase 141 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 142 -
No, I guess not. But, if I find anything wrong, is this the number to call?



- Frase 143 -
Yes, sir. We here at La Costa Lotta are eager and anxious to make your stay perfect in every way. If there's anything wrong, anything at all, please feel free to call us anytime, day or night!



- Frase 144 -
Okay, thanks. I'll remember that.



- Frase 145 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 146 -
Yeah. I've still got brown water!



- Frase 147 -
Sir, this is Maintenance. I believe you're looking for the Infirmary!



- Frase 148 -
Huh? Oh, wait! Not me! I mean, the water coming out of the sink in my bathroom is brown!



- Frase 149 -
Oh, you didn't say that! Let me see. Did you call earlier? Oh, yes sir. It says here on the computer, we dispatched an adequate plumber a few minutes ago. I'm sure he'll be there soon, if he isn't already.



- Frase 150 -
Okay. Thanks.




- Frase 151 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 152 -
My toilet is still broken!



- Frase 153 -
Let me check our records... please hold.



- Frase 154 -
I HAVE been!



- Frase 155 -
You'll be pleased to know we dispatched a wholly adequate plumber not more than sixty minutes ago. He should be there within a few days. Goodbye.



- Frase 156 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 157 -
My toilet is backed up. Could you send up a plumber?



- Frase 158 -
Why certainly, sir. Be sure you leave the room, though. Our help has strict orders never to enter a guest room while someone is inside.



- Frase 159 -
Really? That's nice.



- Frase 160 -
But, wait! How do they know whether someone is inside or not?



- Frase 161 -
Oh, we have ways of knowing what's going on in EVERY room at all times!



- Frase 162 -
GULP!



- Frase 163 -
We're not near the phone, but leave a message and we'll call you back.



- Frase 164 -
It seems there is no answer at that number.



- Frase 165 -
Thank you for ordering. Checking your account for adequate cash reserves to complete transaction. Please hold...



- Frase 166 -
...Sorry. You have no credit standing whatsoever with La Costa Lotta. Order any food you want, you won't get it!



- Frase 167 -
You have cancelled your order. Returning to main menu.



- Frase 168 -
Returning to main menu.



- Frase 169 -
You selected 1, breakfast.



Press 1 for full meals.

Press 2 for lite meals.

Press 3 for pig-out meals.



- Frase 170 -
You selected 1, full breakfasts.



Press 1 for ham and eggs.

Press 2 for bacon and waffles.

Press 3 for sausage and pancakes.



- Frase 171 -
You selected 1, ham and eggs.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 172 -
You selected 2, bacon and waffles.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 173 -
You selected 3, sausage and pancakes.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 174 -
You selected 2, lite meals.



Press 1 for dry toast.

Press 2 for grape platter.

Press 3 for tofu surprise.



- Frase 175 -
You selected 1, dry toast.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 176 -
You selected 2, the pair of grapes.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 177 -
You selected 3, tofu.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 178 -
You're kidding, aren't you? We've had this crap on the menu for years and NOBODY ever orders it!



- Frase 179 -
You selected 3, pig-out breakfasts.



Isn't that just like you? You come to an expensive health spa to try and lose that big gut of yours and what do you do? As soon as you know you're dealing with a machine that won't laugh at you, you order fattening food! Well, the laugh's on you!




- Frase 180 -
Press 1 to repent.

Press 2 to backslide.

Press 3 to join Weight Watchers!



- Frase 181 -
A wise choice. We'll send up a nice plate of rice cakes!



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 182 -
How about if we send up some chocolate to go with that?



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 183 -
I doubt they'd even have you. You'd skew the curve!



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 184 -
You selected 2, lunch.



Press 1 for burgers.

Press 2 for Mexican.

Press 3 for fried chicken.



- Frase 185 -
You selected 1, burgers.



Press 1 for cheese.

Press 2 for bacon.

Press 3 for the works.



- Frase 186 -
You selected 1, the deluxe cheeseburger, with extra cholesterol.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 187 -
You selected 2, our bacon "artery buster" burger.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 188 -
You selected 3, La Costa "Lotta Layers" Burger, with mayo, sugary ketchup, and cheese, a heart-attack on a plate.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 189 -
You selected 2, Mexican.



Press 1 for tostadas.

Press 2 for enchiladas.

Press 3 for chimichangas.



- Frase 190 -
You selected 1, tostadas.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.




- Frase 191 -
You selected 2, enchiladas.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 192 -
You selected 3, chimichangas.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 193 -
You selected 1, fried chicken.



Press 1 for mashed potatoes.

Press 2 for potatoes with extra gravy.

Press 3 for biscuits in gravy.





- Frase 194 -
You selected 1, fried chicken with mashed potatoes. Mmm, that sounds good to me, too! Just because I'm hungry, I'll throw on some extra gravy. And maybe some biscuits too.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 195 -
You selected 2, fried chicken with mashed potatoes and extra gravy. I can relate to that! You can have the gravy that's left after I finish eating MY serving!



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 196 -
You selected 3, fried chicken with biscuits in gravy. Oh, man! I'm tired of pretending to be a computer. I don't care what you press; I'm outta here!



- Frase 197 -
You selected 3, dinners.



Press 1 for healthy meals.

Press 2 for tasteful meals.

Press 3 for pig-out meals.



- Frase 198 -
You selected 1, healthy dinners.



Press 1 for salad.

Press 2 for veggie platter.

Press 3 for celery soup.





- Frase 199 -
You selected 1, salad.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 200 -
You selected 2, vegetable platter.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 201 -
You selected 3, celery soup.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 202 -
You selected 2, tasteful meals.



We're all out.



- Frase 203 -
Have a nice day.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 204 -
Have a nice day.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 205 -
Have a nice day.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 206 -
You selected 3, pig-out meals.



Press 1 for extra-large deluxe pizza.

Press 2 for beef stroganoff.

Press 3 for filet mignon.



- Frase 207 -
You selected 1, the extra-large deluxe pizza with all the trimmings.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 208 -
You selected 2, the beef stroganoff. This is a complete meal, including soup, salad, wine and dessert.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 209 -
You selected 3, a gorgeous 12-ounce filet mignon, smothered in onions, wrapped in bacon, complete with french onion soup, salad, and french fries.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 210 -
You selected 4, mid-morning snacks. Try a little self-control instead. Try waiting until lunch! Drink a glass of water or something, tubby!



- Frase 211 -
You selected 5, afternoon snacks. We don't like serving afternoon snacks. You should have cleaned your plate at lunch! Have some consideration for others around here. Don't just think of yourself!



- Frase 212 -
You selected 6, late night snacks. Look at the time. It's too late for that. Why don't you just go to bed and leave us alone! We've got to fix breakfast soon!



- Frase 213 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's new automated In-Room Ordering System for Room Service. May I help you? Wait. Don't answer that. See, there's no one here but us computers! Ha, ha! Pretty funny, huh? It's a little digital humor!



- Frase 214 -
You may press your selection at any time or 0 to return to the menu.



Press 1 for breakfast.

Press 2 for lunch.

Press 3 for dinner.

Press 4 for morning snacks.

Press 5 for afternoon snacks.

Press 6 for late night snacks.



- Frase 215 -
You selected 1, Straight Sex.



Press 1 for teenager.

Press 2 for age 20-29.

Press 3 for age 30-39.

Press 4 for "mature" women.

Press 5 for perversions.



- Frase 216 -
DOS Error on File Server:

PHONESEX



"Sector worn out."

Contact SysOp or defrag.



ErrNum: 134802,69



- Frase 217 -
(Oh, boy! This oughta be great!!)



- Frase 218 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's Telephone Sex Service.



- Frase 219 -
All right!



- Frase 220 -
You must be 18 to continue. You must have your parents' permission. This call costs $10.00 per minute. Charges will be automatically billed to your room. Be sure to hang up now if you don't agree to everything we just announced.



- Frase 221 -
Thank you for staying on the line. We won't tell your parents!



- Frase 222 -
Press 1 for straight.

Press 2 for male-male.

Press 3 for female-female.

Press 4 for bi.

Press 5 for additional choices.



- Frase 223 -
That is not a valid selection... for you!



- Frase 224 -
...cue for calling Sierra On-Line. Once we had a full-time operator, but now all we have is voice mail. But, don't worry, there's absolutely nothing that can go wrong.



- Frase 225 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 226 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 227 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 228 -
Stay on the line for a collection of my favorite compositions, coincidentally all written, arranged, and performed by me. Here's that famous soundtrack vocal being played by hipper radio stations all across the country: "Girl in the Shower!"



- Frase 229 -
I'm not near the phone right now, but if you leave your name, your phone number, and a brief message, I'll get back in touch with you as soon as I get this code cleaned up!



- Frase 230 -
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, feel free to keep dialing it over and over, again and again, until you get sick and tired of hearing this same message!


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The Ancient One
messaggio22 Jun 2011, 10:25
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Questo dump raccoglie il 90% delle telefonate che si possono fare dalla camera da letto di larry.


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The Ancient One
messaggio22 Jun 2011, 12:07
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- Frase 1 -
Information Operator
Operatore
Non mi viene niente di analogo in Italiano



- Frase 2 -
Housekeeping
Servizio di Pulizia



- Frase 3 -
For Emergencies Only!
Solo Emergenze!



- Frase 4 -
Excursion Desk
Servizio Escursioni


- Frase 5 -
Carlos the Concierge
Carlos il Portiere


- Frase 6 -
Bell Desk
Servizio Bagagli


- Frase 7 -
Room Service
Servizio in Camera


- Frase 8 -
Sex Line
Linea Erotica


- Frase 9 -
Long Distance
Chiamate Interurbane


- Frase 10 -
Local Call
Chiamate Locali



- Frase 11 -
Maintenance
Riparazioni


- Frase 12 -
Toll Free Operator
Numero verde


- Frase 13 -
Mark Ceeburp
Mark Ceeburp
Ceeburb è sicuramente un gioco di parole.



- Frase 14 -
Al Lowe



- Frase 15 -
Carlos Escobar



- Frase 16 -
Dan Woolard



- Frase 17 -
The Sadauskas Residence
Il Residence Sadauskas
Credo sia un personaggio del gioco...


- Frase 18 -
Victor Sadauskas


- Frase 19 -
William R. Shockley



- Frase 20 -
Chris Carr



- Frase 21 -
Sorry, we're unable to come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number after the beep, we'll ignore you until it's convenient for us!
Ci scusiamo, ma al momento non possiamo rispondere al telefono. La preghiamo di lasciare il suo nome ed il suo recapito dopo il beeb: la ignoreremo finché non ci farà comodo chiamarla!


- Frase 23 -
Bell desk. May I help you?
Servizio Bagagli. Posso esserle d'aiuto?


- Frase 24 -
Uh, I wonder when you're going to bring up my luggage.
Uhm, mi chiedevo quando porterete su i miei bagagli.


- Frase 25 -
Just a moment, Mr. Laffer. Let me check the storeroom.
Solo un momento, Sig. Laffer. Mi faccia controllare in magazzino.


- Frase 26 -
There's nothing here for you. Who shipped your luggage?
Qui non c'è niente per lei. Chi ha portato il suo bagaglio?


- Frase 27 -
Well, I guess no one. Thanks anyway.
Beh, nessuno, credo. Grazie comunque.


- Frase 28 -
(Jerk!)
(Cretino!)


- Frase 29 -
What did you say?
Che hai detto?



- Frase 30 -
It's time to play "LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE"
E' ora di giocare a "LASCIA UN MESSAGGIO DOPO IL BEEP".


- Frase 31 -
At the sound of the tone, leave your name, number and the time you called, and you could receive...
Dopo il beep, lasci il suo nome, numero e l'ora della chiamata, e potrà ricevere...


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The Ancient One
messaggio22 Jun 2011, 12:14
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- Frase 32 -
A year's supply of "Rice-a-Roni," the San Francisco treat...
Una scorta annuale di "Rice-a-Roni", the San Francisco treat...
Vedi qui: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rice-A-Roni
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1...francisco-treat
Si potrebbe adattare con:
Una scorta annuale di "Riso Scotti"; buongiorno Dott. Scotti!



- Frase 33 -
A case of "Turtle Wax"....
Una cassa di "Turtle Wax"....
Anche qui da sostituire con altro prodotto italiano.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turtle_Wax



- Frase 34 -
or a brand new CAR...
o una MACCHINA nuova di pacca...



- Frase 35 -
And now it's time to play America's favorite home game...
Ed ora è giunto il momento di giocare al gioco favorito degli Americani...


- Frase 36 -
"LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE"
"LASCIA UN MESSAGGIO DOPO IL BEEP"



- Frase 37 -
(Hmmm. It's busy.)
(Hmmm. E' occupato.)



- Frase 38 -
Concierge Desk, Carlos speaking.
Portineria, qui è Carlos.


- Frase 39 -
DON'T PRINT THIS, PRINT A RANDOM MSG FROM 611.MSG
DON'T PRINT THIS, PRINT A RANDOM MSG FROM 611.MSG
Presumo non sia da tradurre.
Il dump 611 contiene scherzi telefonici.



- Frase 40 -
Have a nice day.
Bungiorno.



- Frase 41 -
You've reached the Fresno Insult Line.



- Frase 42 -
Hi, this is Chris. Sorry, I'm not home right now. Eric, Brian, Brent and I are busy hauling Rob's inebriated carcass from bar to bar in South Lake Tahoe.



- Frase 43 -
Sorry, we're experiencing difficulty on this line. If you require further assistance, please call Sierra Telephone and ask for Connie. If she is unavailable, Boomer or Ozzy will be glad to take your call.



- Frase 44 -
You don't need to call that number.



- Frase 45 -
Hello. You have reached 911. I'm sorry, but we can't come to the phone right now. Please hold or leave a message after the tone...



- Frase 46 -
Hello, you've reached La Costa Lotta's "Excursion Desk." For tomorrow, we have planned a wonderful trip for your vacationing pleasure:



- Frase 47 -
Our American Empress tour will begin early in the morning with a trip through an authentic local fast food restaurant's drive-up window!



- Frase 48 -
Next, we will travel to an indigenous nearby area to study native shopping rituals, followed by a trip to an actual functioning supermarket.



- Frase 49 -
You'll enjoy lunch at a local diner, followed by a short hop into an authentic Laundromat, where you'll see locals engage in traditional activities before your very eyes.



- Frase 50 -
The afternoon will conclude with a visit to a real automobile repair center, where hapless locals sit trapped, waiting and watching TV while their children run wild all around them.


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messaggio22 Jun 2011, 15:38
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- Frase 41 -
You've reached the Fresno Insult Line.
Siete in contatto con la Linea Insulti Fresno.
Qui c'ho pensato un sacco.
Si riferisce sicuramente alla città: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fresno,_California
Da un po' di ricerche è venuto fuori che Al Lowe ha qualche legame con Fresno (dovrebbe aver vissuto lì, non lontano dalla storica sede della Sierra).
E di sicuro ricorre spesso.
- Fa battute su Fresno
- Nel primo larry, una delle domande di protezione riguarda fresno.
- Ha dei fan a Fresno
- Ha degli amici veri a Fresno
Non so però se è una linea insulti collocata a Fresno o se è una linea per insultare proprio fresno.



- Frase 42 -
Hi, this is Chris. Sorry, I'm not home right now. Eric, Brian, Brent and I are busy hauling Rob's inebriated carcass from bar to bar in South Lake Tahoe.
Salve, sono Chris. Spiacente, ma non siamo a casa in questo momento. Io, Eric, Brian e Brent siamo impegnati a trascinare la carcassa ubriaca di Rob in giro per i bar di South Lake Tahoe.
Chissà di chi parla?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Lake_Tahoe,_California



- Frase 43 -
Sorry, we're experiencing difficulty on this line. If you require further assistance, please call Sierra Telephone and ask for Connie. If she is unavailable, Boomer or Ozzy will be glad to take your call.
Ci scusiamo, ma abbiamo problemi tecnici su questa linea. Se avete bisogno di ulteriore assistenza, per favore chiamate la Sierra e chiedete di Connie. Se non fosse disponibile, Boomer o Ozzy saranno lieti di prendere la telefonata al suo posto.
Anche qui, sapete di chi parla?


- Frase 44 -
You don't need to call that number.
Non hai motivo di chiamare quel numero.


- Frase 45 -
Hello. You have reached 911. I'm sorry, but we can't come to the phone right now. Please hold or leave a message after the tone...
Salve. Siete in linea con il 118. Mi spiace, ma in questo momento non possiamo venire al telefono. Restate in linea o lasciare un messaggio dopo il segnale acustico...


- Frase 46 -
Hello, you've reached La Costa Lotta's "Excursion Desk." For tomorrow, we have planned a wonderful trip for your vacationing pleasure:
Salve, siete in contatto con il "Servizio Escursioni" de La Costa Cara. Per domani abbiamo in programma un meraviglioso viaggio pensato per il vostro diletto vacanziero:


- Frase 47 -
Our American Empress tour will begin early in the morning with a trip through an authentic local fast food restaurant's drive-up window!
Il nostro tour Imperatrice Americana inizierà presto alla mattina, con un'escursione davanti alla finestra di un autentico fast food con ritiro delle vivande direttamente dalla macchina.
American Empress non mi sembra possa riferirsi a niente in particolare.
E non credo sia una storpiatura di American Express
"drive up" non credo abbia un corrispettivo italiano. Sbaglio?



- Frase 48 -
Next, we will travel to an indigenous nearby area to study native shopping rituals, followed by a trip to an actual functioning supermarket.
Successivamente viaggeremo fino ad un'area indigena poco distante per studiare i rituali d'acquisto dei nativi del luogo, seguito da un'escursione ad un vero supermercato in funzione.


- Frase 49 -
You'll enjoy lunch at a local diner, followed by a short hop into an authentic Laundromat, where you'll see locals engage in traditional activities before your very eyes.
Potrete gustare il vostro pranzo in un piccolo ristorante economico, per poi fare un salto in un'autentica lavanderia a gettoni, dove potrete osservare con i vostri stessi occhi la gente del luogo impegnata in attività della tradizione locale.


- Frase 50 -
The afternoon will conclude with a visit to a real automobile repair center, where hapless locals sit trapped, waiting and watching TV while their children run wild all around them.
Il pomeriggio si concluderà con una visita ad un vero elettrauto, dove degli sventurati del luogo siedono intrappolati, aspettando e guardando la TV, mentre i loro piccoli corrono all'impazzata intorno a loro.


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messaggio22 Jun 2011, 21:51
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- Frase 51 -
We'll return in plenty of time for you to shower and clean up before anyone sees you. Don't miss this exciting look at a life you've never seen! Only $350.00 per person, meals included. Only limited seating is available so please: reserve now!
Torneremo abbondantemente in tempo per consentirvi di fare una doccia e di sistemarvi prima che chiunque altro possa vedervi. Non perdetevi questa eccitante sguardo su uno stile di vita che non avete mai visto! Solo 350,00 dollari a persona, pasti inclusi. I posti a sedere sono limitati: iscrivetevi subito!


- Frase 52 -
Front desk, may I help you?
Reception, posso esserle d'aiuto?


- Frase 53 -
Gammie? Is that you?
Gammie? Sei tu?


- Frase 54 -
Yes, it is. I work here. I thought you knew that.
Sì, sono io. Lavoro qui; pensavo lo sapessi.


- Frase 55 -
Uh, yeah. Hi, it's me. Larry. Larry Laffer.
Oh, sì. Ciao, sono io; Larry. Larry Laffer.


- Frase 56 -
Yes, sir. I can see that on the computer. May I help you?
Sì, signore. Posso vederlo dal computer. Posso aiutarla?


- Frase 57 -
Why? Is something wrong up here?
Perché dovresti? C'è qualcosa che non va con la mia camera?



- Frase 58 -
Wait a second. Didn't you call me?
Aspetti... ma non è stato lei a chiamarmi?



- Frase 59 -
Huh? Oh, yeah.
Eh? Oh, già!



- Frase 60 -
So? What do you want?
Quindi? Cosa vuole?



- Frase 61 -
Want? What have you got? Hey! Are you suggesting something...
Cosa voglio? Tu cosa hai? Hei! Stai forse suggerendo che noi...


- Frase 62 -
I've got to go now. Nice chatting with you again, Mr. Laffer.
Ora devo attaccare. E' stato bello parlare di nuovo con lei, Sig. Laffer.


- Frase 63 -
Hey. If you're not going to talk to me, stop calling me!
Hei! Sei non vuoi parlarmi, smetti di chiamarmi!


- Frase 64 -
(UNDER BREATH) (Jerk.)
(SOTTOVOCE) (Cretino.)


- Frase 65 -
I heard that!
Ti ho sentito!


- Frase 66 -
Front desk. May I help you?
Reception. Posso aiutarla?


- Frase 67 -
Uh, yeah. It's me, Larry Laffer. I'm in Room 201.
Ah, sì. Sono io, Larry Laffer. Della Stanza 201.


- Frase 68 -
Yes, I can see that from the computer. The question was: "May I help you?"
Sì, lo vedo dal computer. La domanda era: "posso aiutarla?".


- Frase 69 -
No, I guess not. I was just trying out the telephone.
No, non credo. Stavo solo provando il telefono.


- Frase 70 -
Does it work?
E funziona?


- Frase 71 -
Yes.



- Frase 72 -
Then hang up and don't make any more foolish calls!
Allora riattacchi e non faccia altre telefonate stupide!


- Frase 73 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


- Frase 74 -
Can I get another "gift?"
Posso avere un altro "omaggio"?



- Frase 75 -
No. There are limits, you know! What did you do with the last one? Have you considered "self-control?!"
No. Sa, ci sono dei limiti che dobbiamo rispettare! Con l'ultimo cosa ci ha fatto? Ha valutato il "self-control"?!?


- Frase 76 -
Ulp! Goodbye!
Ulp! Arriverderci!



- Frase 77 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


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messaggio22 Jun 2011, 22:14
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- Frase 78 -
Hi. I ordered your exclusive "turn-down" service a while ago.
Salve. Tempo fa ho ordinato il vostro esclusivo "Servizio Letto Rifatto".
Qui ho utilizzato la versione di Rullo del dump precedente. Cmq è da coordinare con tutte le altre.


- Frase 79 -
Yes. Is everything okay?
Sì. Tutto a posto?


- Frase 80 -
Well, yes, I suppose it is. My bed has been turned down. But the maid must have dropped one of her mints or something. There's something lying on my pillow!
Beh, sì, suppongo di sì. Il mio letto è stato rifatto. Ma alla cameriera deve essere cascata una delle sue mentine, o qualcosa del genere: c'è qualcosa sul mio cuscino!


- Frase 81 -
Oh, that? That's yours. It's a little gift from the hotel.
Ah, quello? E' suo. E' un piccolo omaggio dell'hotel.


- Frase 82 -
And it's no mint!
E non è una mentina!



- Frase 83 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


- Frase 84 -
Uh, no. I'm just lonely, I guess. I don't know why I called!
Uhm, no. E' solo che mi sentivo solo, credo. Non so bene perché ho chiamato.


- Frase 85 -
(Stupid damn guests!) I mean, thank you for calling!
(Stupidi maledetti ospiti!) Ehm... cioé... grazie per aver chiamato!


- Frase 86 -
(Doh!)
(Doh!)


- Frase 87 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


- Frase 88 -
I thought I requested your "exclusive" Turn Down Service?
Pensavo di aver richiesto il vostro "esclusivo" Servizio Letto Rifatto...
Qui ho utilizzato la versione di Rullo del dump precedente. Cmq è da coordinare con tutte le altre.


- Frase 89 -
Why, yes you did, Mr. Laffer. Someone will be up to your room soon. But, perhaps you didn't know. Our maids have strict instructions never to disturb the guests while they are in their rooms.
Beh, sì, l'ha fatto, Sig. Laffer. Qualcuno salirà presto in camera sua, ma forse lei questo non lo sapeva. Le nostre cameriere hanno l'ordine tassativo di non disturbare gli ospiti, fintanto che occupano le loro camere.


- Frase 90 -
I'm sure once you leave the room, the maid will slip in unobserved and take care of you.
Sono certo che, appena lascerà la sua stanza, la cameriera entrerà senza farsi notare e si occuperà di lei.


- Frase 91 -
I guess I'm just not used to fine service. Okay. Thanks.
Allora è colpa mia che non sono abituato ad un servizio efficiente. Ok. Grazie.



- Frase 92 -
My pleasure.
Piacere mio.



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messaggio22 Jun 2011, 22:27
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- Frase 93 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


- Frase 94 -
Yes; I notice you have something called a "turn down service." Is this something I need to request? Usually I have no trouble getting turned down!
Sì. Ho notato che avete qualcosa chiamato "Servizio Letto Rifatto". Deve essere richiesto? O, magari, non è che avete un "servizio" che mi permetta di disfarlo, il letto?
Traduzione libera.
Come già detto "turn down" significa anche "rifiutare". Altre idee?



- Frase 95 -
Yes, you do, Mr. Laffer. I'll make a note of it. This evening, we'll leave a little gift for you on your pillow!
Sì, deve essere richiesto, Sig. Laffer. Ne prendo nota. Questo pomeriggio lasceremo un piccolo omaggio per lei sul suo cuscino!


- Frase 96 -
Oh, boy! I love presents.
Oh, che bello! Adoro gli omaggi.



- Frase 97 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


- Frase 98 -
Yes. My bathroom is totally unstocked. Don't you give lots of little free thingies here? You know: shower caps, tiny bottles of shampoo, shoe horns, stuff like that?
Sì. Il mio bagno è completamente sfornito. Ma qui non date ai clienti i soliti comuli di piccoli prodotti gratuiti? Sa, le solite cose: cuffie da doccia, miuscole boccette di shampoo, calzascarpe...


- Frase 99 -
Why, no. We don't.
Beh, no. Non li diamo.


- Frase 100 -
Well, how about toilet paper, towels, washcloths? I should get those, right?
E neppure la cartaigenica e asciugamani? Almeno quelli mi spettano, no?


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messaggio22 Jun 2011, 22:40
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- Frase 101 -
Yes, you should. I'll send a maid up to "service you" right away!
Sì, le spettano. Le mando subito una cameriera "per servirla"!


- Frase 102 -
All right!
Benissimo!
Questa chi lo dice? Non è che significa "fatto", cioè "mandata la cameriera"?


- Frase 103 -
That would be fine. Tell her to just barge right in, regardless of the condition I'm in!
Bene. Le dica che può irrompere nella stanza in qualunque momento, indipendentemente dalle condizioni in cui mi trovo!


- Frase 104 -
Oh, our help never enters a guest room while someone is there. Strict policy. Simple courtesy, you know. Also, it prevents lawsuits from shmucks who want to accost our maids.
Oh, la nostra manodopera non entra mai nelle stanze degli ospiti se dentro c'è qualcuno. E' un ordine tassativo. E' un fatto di educazione, lo capisce da solo. E poi previene le denuncie da parte dei figli di buona donna che vogliono adescare le nostre cameriere.


- Frase 105 -
(Doh!)
(Doh!)


- Frase 106 -
Oh, okay. Well, I suppose I'll head down to the pool now.
Oh, ok. Beh, ora mi sa che scenderò giù in piscina.


- Frase 107 -
Good. The sooner you leave, the sooner you'll get "serviced."
Bene. Prima se ne va, prima verrà "servito".



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messaggio22 Jun 2011, 22:46
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- Frase 108 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


- Frase 109 -
Hi, I'm still waiting here for the maid to come.
Salve, sono ancora qui ad attendere che la cameriera venga.


- Frase 110 -
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard THAT!
Se solo potessi avere un dollaro per ogni volta che ho sentito questa frase...


- Frase 111 -
What?
Cosa?



Mi fermo qui.
Vado a vedere South Park!


- Frase 112 -
I said, "the maid's coming!" Just watch for her cart out in the hall, then stay out of your room for a while. When you return, you'll have received everything you deserve!
Ho detto: "la cameriera sta venendo"! Vedrai il suo carrello nel corridoio.



- Frase 113 -
Thanks. I guess.



- Frase 114 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 115 -
Hi. It's me, Larry Laffer!



- Frase 116 -
Yes, I know. Your name's right here on the computer screen. However, the question was: "May I help you?"



- Frase 117 -
Oh, no. I was just trying out my new phone.



- Frase 118 -
Next time, try reading those cards on the table. They contain lots of numbers of other departments you can bother, I mean, "call."



- Frase 119 -
Okay. I will. Bye.



- Frase 120 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?



- Frase 121 -
Yes, you may! My toilet is all stopped up. I don't know what happened. But it's a mess!



- Frase 122 -
I'm sorry, sir, but you need to call our Building Maintenance line. In the meantime, try crossing your legs! Goodbye.



- Frase 123 -
(Doh!)



- Frase 124 -
I'm sorry, but this telephone is not authorized for local dialing.



- Frase 125 -
I'm sorry, but this telephone is not authorized for long distance dialing.



- Frase 126 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 127 -
Hello. There's brown water coming out of my bathroom sink! Is there anything you can do about it?



- Frase 128 -
But, of course, Mr. Laffer. I'm so sorry. Let me send up one of my best men right away.



- Frase 129 -
And please accept my sincere apology for any inconvenience you may be suffering.



- Frase 130 -
Perhaps I can make some adjustment to your bill. Just a moment please, while I check the computer...



- Frase 131 -
(OFF MIKE) ...Oh, I see. Never mind. (ON MIKE) Mr. Laffer, I'll be sure to send up somebody sometime, maybe in a few hours. And, please, don't bother calling back!



- Frase 132 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 133 -
Thanks for fixing the sink.



- Frase 134 -
Is there some problem, sir?



- Frase 135 -
No, I was just saying "thanks."



- Frase 136 -
You're welcome.



- Frase 137 -
Bye.



- Frase 138 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 139 -
Hello. Your man is here and working now. Thank you.



- Frase 140 -
Sir, it's not necessary to keep us THIS informed! Goodbye.



- Frase 141 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 142 -
No, I guess not. But, if I find anything wrong, is this the number to call?



- Frase 143 -
Yes, sir. We here at La Costa Lotta are eager and anxious to make your stay perfect in every way. If there's anything wrong, anything at all, please feel free to call us anytime, day or night!



- Frase 144 -
Okay, thanks. I'll remember that.



- Frase 145 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 146 -
Yeah. I've still got brown water!



- Frase 147 -
Sir, this is Maintenance. I believe you're looking for the Infirmary!



- Frase 148 -
Huh? Oh, wait! Not me! I mean, the water coming out of the sink in my bathroom is brown!



- Frase 149 -
Oh, you didn't say that! Let me see. Did you call earlier? Oh, yes sir. It says here on the computer, we dispatched an adequate plumber a few minutes ago. I'm sure he'll be there soon, if he isn't already.



- Frase 150 -
Okay. Thanks.


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messaggio22 Jun 2011, 23:31
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Non ho molto tempo di dare la giusta occhiata ma alla frase 1 che ne dici di "centralino" ?


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messaggio23 Jun 2011, 08:46
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CITAZIONE (Ravenloft @ 23 Jun 2011, 00:31) *
Non ho molto tempo di dare la giusta occhiata ma alla frase 1 che ne dici di "centralino" ?

Che dovrebbe andare meglio, sicuramente meglio della mia!
Non mi veniva...

Cmq questi è poi bene controllarli tutti in-game.
Information operator ancora non l'ho trovato.

Ottimo!


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messaggio23 Jun 2011, 09:16
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- Frase 112 -
I said, "the maid's coming!" Just watch for her cart out in the hall, then stay out of your room for a while. When you return, you'll have received everything you deserve!
Ho detto: "la cameriera sta venendo"! Quando vedrà il suo carrello nel corridoio, si assenti dalla camera per un po'. Al suo ritorno, avrete già avuto quello che vi spetta!


- Frase 113 -
Thanks. I guess.
Presumo di dover dire grazie.


- Frase 114 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


- Frase 115 -
Hi. It's me, Larry Laffer!
Salve! Sono io, Larry Laffer!


- Frase 116 -
Yes, I know. Your name's right here on the computer screen. However, the question was: "May I help you?"
Sì, lo so. Il suo nome appare sullo schermo del computer. Ma la domanda era: "posso esserle utile?"


- Frase 117 -
Oh, no. I was just trying out my new phone.
Oh, no, non può. Stavo solo provando il mio nuovo telefono.


- Frase 118 -
Next time, try reading those cards on the table. They contain lots of numbers of other departments you can bother, I mean, "call."
La prossima volta, legga i dépliant che ha sul tavolo. Contengono i numeri di molti altre reparti che può disturbare... ehm... "chiamare".


- Frase 119 -
Okay. I will. Bye.
Ok. Lo farò. Ciao.


- Frase 120 -
Housekeeping. May I help you?
Servizio di Pulizia, posso esserle utile?


- Frase 121 -
Yes, you may! My toilet is all stopped up. I don't know what happened. But it's a mess!
Sì che può! Il mio WC è intasato. Non so cosa sia successo, ma è un casino!


- Frase 122 -
I'm sorry, sir, but you need to call our Building Maintenance line. In the meantime, try crossing your legs! Goodbye.
Mi rincresce, signore, ma deve chiamare il reparto Riparazioni. Nell'attesa, provi ad incrociarele gambe! Arrivederci.


- Frase 123 -
(Doh!)
(Doh!)


- Frase 124 -
I'm sorry, but this telephone is not authorized for local dialing.
Ci rincresce, ma questo telefono non è abilitato alle chiamate locali.


- Frase 125 -
I'm sorry, but this telephone is not authorized for long distance dialing.
Ci rincresce, ma questo telefono non è abilitato alle chiamate interurbane.


- Frase 126 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?
Riparazioni, Architettura Paesaggistica e Giardinaggio. Posso aiutarla?


- Frase 127 -
Hello. There's brown water coming out of my bathroom sink! Is there anything you can do about it?
Salve. Dal lavandino del mio bagno esce acqua marrone! Potete farci qualcosa?


- Frase 128 -
But, of course, Mr. Laffer. I'm so sorry. Let me send up one of my best men right away.
Ma certo, Sig. Laffer. Mi dispiace molto per l'inconveniente. Le mando immediatamente uno dei miei tecnici migliori.


- Frase 129 -
And please accept my sincere apology for any inconvenience you may be suffering.
E per favore, voglia accettare le mie più sincere scuse per il disturbo che sta affrontando.


- Frase 130 -
Perhaps I can make some adjustment to your bill. Just a moment please, while I check the computer...
Forse posso farla avere un po' di sconto per il disturbo. Solo un momento, che controllo il terminale...


- Frase 131 -
(OFF MIKE) ...Oh, I see. Never mind. (ON MIKE) Mr. Laffer, I'll be sure to send up somebody sometime, maybe in a few hours. And, please, don't bother calling back!
(LONTANO DALLA CORNETTA) ... oh, capisco. Lascia stare, allora... (DI NUOVO ALLA CORNETTA) Sig. Laffer, le manderò sicuramente qualcuno, prima o poi, forse nel giro di qualche ora. E, per favore, non perda tempo a richiamarci!



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The Ancient One
messaggio23 Jun 2011, 09:23
Messaggio #14



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- Frase 132 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?
Riparazioni, Architettura Paesaggistica e Giardinaggio. Posso aiutarla?


- Frase 133 -
Thanks for fixing the sink.
Grazie per aver riparato il lavandino.



- Frase 134 -
Is there some problem, sir?
Ha qualche problema, signore?


- Frase 135 -
No, I was just saying "thanks."
No, volevo solo ringraziare.


- Frase 136 -
You're welcome.
Prego.


- Frase 137 -
Bye.
Ciao.


- Frase 138 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?
Riparazioni, Architettura Paesaggistica e Giardinaggio. Posso aiutarla?


- Frase 139 -
Hello. Your man is here and working now. Thank you.
Salve. Il tecnico è qui ed è al lavoro. Grazie.


- Frase 140 -
Sir, it's not necessary to keep us THIS informed! Goodbye.
Signore, non è necessario che ci tenga informati FINO A QUESTO PUNTO! Arrivederci.


- Frase 141 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?
Riparazioni, Architettura Paesaggistica e Giardinaggio. Posso aiutarla?


- Frase 142 -
No, I guess not. But, if I find anything wrong, is this the number to call?
No, credo di no. Ma, se trovassi qualcosa che non va, è questo il numero da chiamare, giusto?


- Frase 143 -
Yes, sir. We here at La Costa Lotta are eager and anxious to make your stay perfect in every way. If there's anything wrong, anything at all, please feel free to call us anytime, day or night!
Sì, signore. Noi, qui a La Costa Cara, desideriamo rendere il vostro soggiorno perfetto da ogni punto di vista. Se qualcosa non va, qualunque cosa, può chiamarci in ogni momento, giorno e notte!



- Frase 144 -
Okay, thanks. I'll remember that.
Ok, grazie. Me ne ricorderò.



- Frase 145 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?
Riparazioni, Architettura Paesaggistica e Giardinaggio. Posso aiutarla?


- Frase 146 -
Yeah. I've still got brown water!
Sì. Faccio ancora acqua marrone!


- Frase 147 -
Sir, this is Maintenance. I believe you're looking for the Infirmary!
Signore, questo è il Servizio Riparazioni. Credo che lei stia cercando l'Infermeria!


- Frase 148 -
Huh? Oh, wait! Not me! I mean, the water coming out of the sink in my bathroom is brown!
Eh? No, aspetta! Non io! Volevo dire che l'acqua che esce dal lavandino del mio bagno è marrone!


- Frase 149 -
Oh, you didn't say that! Let me see. Did you call earlier? Oh, yes sir. It says here on the computer, we dispatched an adequate plumber a few minutes ago. I'm sure he'll be there soon, if he isn't already.
Ah, ma non aveva detto questo! Vediamo... Ha chiamato anche prima? Ah, sì. Sul terminale risulta che abbiamo già mandato un idraulico adeguato alcuni minuti fa. Sono certo che, se non è già lì, arriverà fra poco.



- Frase 150 -
Okay. Thanks.
Ok. Grazie.


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Davide82
messaggio23 Jun 2011, 12:04
Messaggio #15





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Prendo questa parte!
Che bello essere ancora dei vostri!
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- Frase 151 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 152 -
My toilet is still broken!



- Frase 153 -
Let me check our records... please hold.



- Frase 154 -
I HAVE been!



- Frase 155 -
You'll be pleased to know we dispatched a wholly adequate plumber not more than sixty minutes ago. He should be there within a few days. Goodbye.



- Frase 156 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?



- Frase 157 -
My toilet is backed up. Could you send up a plumber?



- Frase 158 -
Why certainly, sir. Be sure you leave the room, though. Our help has strict orders never to enter a guest room while someone is inside.



- Frase 159 -
Really? That's nice.



- Frase 160 -
But, wait! How do they know whether someone is inside or not?



- Frase 161 -
Oh, we have ways of knowing what's going on in EVERY room at all times!



- Frase 162 -
GULP!



- Frase 163 -
We're not near the phone, but leave a message and we'll call you back.



- Frase 164 -
It seems there is no answer at that number.



- Frase 165 -
Thank you for ordering. Checking your account for adequate cash reserves to complete transaction. Please hold...



- Frase 166 -
...Sorry. You have no credit standing whatsoever with La Costa Lotta. Order any food you want, you won't get it!



- Frase 167 -
You have cancelled your order. Returning to main menu.



- Frase 168 -
Returning to main menu.



- Frase 169 -
You selected 1, breakfast.



Press 1 for full meals.

Press 2 for lite meals.

Press 3 for pig-out meals.



- Frase 170 -
You selected 1, full breakfasts.



Press 1 for ham and eggs.

Press 2 for bacon and waffles.

Press 3 for sausage and pancakes.



- Frase 171 -
You selected 1, ham and eggs.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 172 -
You selected 2, bacon and waffles.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 173 -
You selected 3, sausage and pancakes.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 174 -
You selected 2, lite meals.



Press 1 for dry toast.

Press 2 for grape platter.

Press 3 for tofu surprise.



- Frase 175 -
You selected 1, dry toast.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 176 -
You selected 2, the pair of grapes.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 177 -
You selected 3, tofu.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 178 -
You're kidding, aren't you? We've had this crap on the menu for years and NOBODY ever orders it!



- Frase 179 -
You selected 3, pig-out breakfasts.



Isn't that just like you? You come to an expensive health spa to try and lose that big gut of yours and what do you do? As soon as you know you're dealing with a machine that won't laugh at you, you order fattening food! Well, the laugh's on you!


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The Ancient One
messaggio23 Jun 2011, 17:28
Messaggio #16



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CITAZIONE (Davide82 @ 23 Jun 2011, 13:04) *
Prendo questa parte!
Che bello essere ancora dei vostri!
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n5.gif n5.gif n5.gif

Il piacere è reciproco.
Anzi, iniziavo a chiedermi dove eri andato a finire!!! :-)

Ovviamente contiamo su di te anche per le tue celebri prove in-game! smokin.gif
E, se hai tempo e voglia, butta un'occhio anche sui dump già completati. Altri due occhi ci fanno comodo!



PS
Con l'occasione ho preso un altro pezzo anche io! metal.gif


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The Ancient One
messaggio23 Jun 2011, 18:28
Messaggio #17



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- Frase 180 -
Press 1 to repent.
Press 2 to backslide.
Press 3 to join Weight Watchers!

Premi 1 per pentirti.
Premi 2 per ricadere nel peccato
Premi 3 per iscriverti a Weight Watchers!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weight_Watchers
Io lo lascerei in inglese. Direi che è molto noto, no?




- Frase 181 -
A wise choice. We'll send up a nice plate of rice cakes!
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Saggia scelta. Ti mandiamo su un bel piatto di gallette di riso!
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.



- Frase 182 -
How about if we send up some chocolate to go with that?
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
E se insieme ti mandassimo anche un po' di cioccolata?
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.



- Frase 183 -
I doubt they'd even have you. You'd skew the curve!
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Qui non so bene come interpretarla. Dovrebbe essere la terza scelta, quindi l'opzione di unirsi a Weight Wathcers.
La prima parte è: "dubito che ti prenderebbero".
La seconda, non capisco a che "curve" si riferisce.
Ho pensato che WW avesse un grafico curvo per la perdita di peso, ma non trovo conferma nel web.
Voi che dite?




- Frase 184 -
You selected 2, lunch.
Press 1 for burgers.
Press 2 for Mexican.
Press 3 for fried chicken.

Hai selezionato 2, pranzo.
Premi 1 per hamburger.
Premi 2 per cucina messicana
Premi 3 per pollo fritto




- Frase 185 -
You selected 1, burgers.
Press 1 for cheese.
Press 2 for bacon.
Press 3 for the works.

Hai selezionato 1, hamburger
Premi 1 per cheeseburger.
Premi 2 per hamburger con bacon.
Premi 3 per la bomba.

"for the works" tradotto liberamente.


- Frase 186 -
You selected 1, the deluxe cheeseburger, with extra cholesterol.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 1, il cheeseburger deluxe con extra colesterolo aggiunto.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.



- Frase 187 -
You selected 2, our bacon "artery buster" burger.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 2, il nostro hamburger "intasa-arterie" con bacon.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.




- Frase 188 -
You selected 3, La Costa "Lotta Layers" Burger, with mayo, sugary ketchup, and cheese, a heart-attack on a plate.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 3, hamburger La Costa "Rimpinzata" con maionese, ketchup zuccherato, formaggio e arresto cardiaco, servito su un piatto d'argento.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.

Non è facile rendere La Costa "Lotta Layers" Burger partendo dal nostro La Costa Cara.


- Frase 189 -
You selected 2, Mexican.
Press 1 for tostadas.
Press 2 for enchiladas.
Press 3 for chimichangas.

Hai selezionato 3, Cucina Messicana.
Premi 1 per tostadas.
Premi 2 per enchiladas.
Premi 3 per chimichangas.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tostada
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enchiladas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimichangas



- Frase 190 -
You selected 1, tostadas.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 1, tostadas.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


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The Ancient One
messaggio24 Jun 2011, 08:29
Messaggio #18



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Preso il dump fino alla fine.

Ora posto anche quello nuovo.

- Frase 191 -
You selected 2, enchiladas.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 192 -
You selected 3, chimichangas.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 193 -
You selected 1, fried chicken.



Press 1 for mashed potatoes.

Press 2 for potatoes with extra gravy.

Press 3 for biscuits in gravy.





- Frase 194 -
You selected 1, fried chicken with mashed potatoes. Mmm, that sounds good to me, too! Just because I'm hungry, I'll throw on some extra gravy. And maybe some biscuits too.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 195 -
You selected 2, fried chicken with mashed potatoes and extra gravy. I can relate to that! You can have the gravy that's left after I finish eating MY serving!



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 196 -
You selected 3, fried chicken with biscuits in gravy. Oh, man! I'm tired of pretending to be a computer. I don't care what you press; I'm outta here!



- Frase 197 -
You selected 3, dinners.



Press 1 for healthy meals.

Press 2 for tasteful meals.

Press 3 for pig-out meals.



- Frase 198 -
You selected 1, healthy dinners.



Press 1 for salad.

Press 2 for veggie platter.

Press 3 for celery soup.





- Frase 199 -
You selected 1, salad.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 200 -
You selected 2, vegetable platter.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 201 -
You selected 3, celery soup.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 202 -
You selected 2, tasteful meals.



We're all out.



- Frase 203 -
Have a nice day.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 204 -
Have a nice day.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 205 -
Have a nice day.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 206 -
You selected 3, pig-out meals.



Press 1 for extra-large deluxe pizza.

Press 2 for beef stroganoff.

Press 3 for filet mignon.



- Frase 207 -
You selected 1, the extra-large deluxe pizza with all the trimmings.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 208 -
You selected 2, the beef stroganoff. This is a complete meal, including soup, salad, wine and dessert.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 209 -
You selected 3, a gorgeous 12-ounce filet mignon, smothered in onions, wrapped in bacon, complete with french onion soup, salad, and french fries.



Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.



- Frase 210 -
You selected 4, mid-morning snacks. Try a little self-control instead. Try waiting until lunch! Drink a glass of water or something, tubby!



- Frase 211 -
You selected 5, afternoon snacks. We don't like serving afternoon snacks. You should have cleaned your plate at lunch! Have some consideration for others around here. Don't just think of yourself!



- Frase 212 -
You selected 6, late night snacks. Look at the time. It's too late for that. Why don't you just go to bed and leave us alone! We've got to fix breakfast soon!



- Frase 213 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's new automated In-Room Ordering System for Room Service. May I help you? Wait. Don't answer that. See, there's no one here but us computers! Ha, ha! Pretty funny, huh? It's a little digital humor!



- Frase 214 -
You may press your selection at any time or 0 to return to the menu.



Press 1 for breakfast.

Press 2 for lunch.

Press 3 for dinner.

Press 4 for morning snacks.

Press 5 for afternoon snacks.

Press 6 for late night snacks.



- Frase 215 -
You selected 1, Straight Sex.



Press 1 for teenager.

Press 2 for age 20-29.

Press 3 for age 30-39.

Press 4 for "mature" women.

Press 5 for perversions.



- Frase 216 -
DOS Error on File Server:

PHONESEX



"Sector worn out."

Contact SysOp or defrag.



ErrNum: 134802,69



- Frase 217 -
(Oh, boy! This oughta be great!!)



- Frase 218 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's Telephone Sex Service.



- Frase 219 -
All right!



- Frase 220 -
You must be 18 to continue. You must have your parents' permission. This call costs $10.00 per minute. Charges will be automatically billed to your room. Be sure to hang up now if you don't agree to everything we just announced.



- Frase 221 -
Thank you for staying on the line. We won't tell your parents!



- Frase 222 -
Press 1 for straight.

Press 2 for male-male.

Press 3 for female-female.

Press 4 for bi.

Press 5 for additional choices.



- Frase 223 -
That is not a valid selection... for you!



- Frase 224 -
...cue for calling Sierra On-Line. Once we had a full-time operator, but now all we have is voice mail. But, don't worry, there's absolutely nothing that can go wrong.



- Frase 225 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 226 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 227 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 228 -
Stay on the line for a collection of my favorite compositions, coincidentally all written, arranged, and performed by me. Here's that famous soundtrack vocal being played by hipper radio stations all across the country: "Girl in the Shower!"



- Frase 229 -
I'm not near the phone right now, but if you leave your name, your phone number, and a brief message, I'll get back in touch with you as soon as I get this code cleaned up!



- Frase 230 -
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, feel free to keep dialing it over and over, again and again, until you get sick and tired of hearing this same message!


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The Ancient One
messaggio24 Jun 2011, 09:08
Messaggio #19



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- Frase 191 -
You selected 2, enchiladas.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 2, enchiladas.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.



- Frase 192 -
You selected 3, chimichangas.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 3, chimichangas.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.



- Frase 193 -
You selected 1, fried chicken.
Press 1 for mashed potatoes.
Press 2 for potatoes with extra gravy.
Press 3 for biscuits in gravy.
Hai selezionato 1, pollo fritto.
Premi 1 per purè di patate.
Premi 2 per patate con aggiunta di salsa gravy.
Premi 3 per crostini in salsa gravy


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuits_and_gravy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_gravy#Types_of_gravy
http://ita.proz.com/kudoz/english_to_itali..._and_gravy.html
Da definire come tradurre "salsa gravy". Così forse è il modo più corretto, ma dubito che qualcuno capisca.
Lo stesso vale per "biscotti", che forse non è il più appropriato (e deve essere coordinato con la 194 subito dopo)



- Frase 194 -
You selected 1, fried chicken with mashed potatoes. Mmm, that sounds good to me, too! Just because I'm hungry, I'll throw on some extra gravy. And maybe some biscuits too.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 1, pollo fritto con purè di patate. Mhmmm, quello mi andrebbe anche a me! Solo perché anche io sono affamato, ci metterò pure un po' di salsa gravy extra e qualche biscotto.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.



- Frase 195 -
You selected 2, fried chicken with mashed potatoes and extra gravy. I can relate to that! You can have the gravy that's left after I finish eating MY serving!
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 2, pollo fritto con purè di patate ed aggiunta di salsa gravy. Io avrei fatto lo stesso! Puoi avere la salsa gravy che mi avanza, quando avrò finito di mangiare!
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.
Questa forse può essere messa meglio... Uff, stamattina sono meno ispirato del solito (poco)! :-)


- Frase 196 -
You selected 3, fried chicken with biscuits in gravy. Oh, man! I'm tired of pretending to be a computer. I don't care what you press; I'm outta here!
Hai selezionato 3, pollo fritto con crostini in salsa gravy. Che pizza! Sono stanco di far finta di essere un computer. Non mi frega niente di cosa hai premuto; io stacco e vado a casa
!

- Frase 197 -
You selected 3, dinners.
Press 1 for healthy meals.
Press 2 for tasteful meals.
Press 3 for pig-out meals.
Hai selezionato 3, cena.
Premi 1 per pasto salutare.
Premi 2 per pasto gustoso.
Premi 3 per scorpacciata.


- Frase 198 -
You selected 1, healthy dinners.
Press 1 for salad.
Press 2 for veggie platter.
Press 3 for celery soup.
Hai selezionato 1, pasto salutare.
Premi 1 per insalata.
Premi 2 per verdure assortite.
Premi 3 per zuppa di sedano.



- Frase 199 -
You selected 1, salad.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 1, insalata.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.



- Frase 200 -
You selected 2, vegetable platter.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 2, verdure assortite.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 201 -
You selected 3, celery soup.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 3, zuppa di sedano.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.





- Frase 202 -
You selected 2, tasteful meals.
Hai selezionato
We're all out.



- Frase 203 -
Have a nice day.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 204 -
Have a nice day.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 205 -
Have a nice day.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 206 -
You selected 3, pig-out meals.
Press 1 for extra-large deluxe pizza.
Press 2 for beef stroganoff.
Press 3 for filet mignon.
Hai selezionato


- Frase 207 -
You selected 1, the extra-large deluxe pizza with all the trimmings.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 208 -
You selected 2, the beef stroganoff. This is a complete meal, including soup, salad, wine and dessert.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 209 -
You selected 3, a gorgeous 12-ounce filet mignon, smothered in onions, wrapped in bacon, complete with french onion soup, salad, and french fries.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 210 -
You selected 4, mid-morning snacks. Try a little self-control instead. Try waiting until lunch! Drink a glass of water or something, tubby!
Hai selezionato


- Frase 211 -
You selected 5, afternoon snacks. We don't like serving afternoon snacks. You should have cleaned your plate at lunch! Have some consideration for others around here. Don't just think of yourself!
Hai selezionato


- Frase 212 -
You selected 6, late night snacks. Look at the time. It's too late for that. Why don't you just go to bed and leave us alone! We've got to fix breakfast soon!
Hai selezionato


- Frase 213 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's new automated In-Room Ordering System for Room Service. May I help you? Wait. Don't answer that. See, there's no one here but us computers! Ha, ha! Pretty funny, huh? It's a little digital humor!



- Frase 214 -
You may press your selection at any time or 0 to return to the menu.
Press 1 for breakfast.
Press 2 for lunch.
Press 3 for dinner.
Press 4 for morning snacks.
Press 5 for afternoon snacks.
Press 6 for late night snacks.



- Frase 215 -
You selected 1, Straight Sex.
Press 1 for teenager.
Press 2 for age 20-29.
Press 3 for age 30-39.
Press 4 for "mature" women.
Press 5 for perversions.
Hai selezionato


- Frase 216 -
DOS Error on File Server:
PHONESEX
"Sector worn out."
Contact SysOp or defrag.
ErrNum: 134802,69



- Frase 217 -
(Oh, boy! This oughta be great!!)



- Frase 218 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's Telephone Sex Service.



- Frase 219 -
All right!



- Frase 220 -
You must be 18 to continue. You must have your parents' permission. This call costs $10.00 per minute. Charges will be automatically billed to your room. Be sure to hang up now if you don't agree to everything we just announced.



- Frase 221 -
Thank you for staying on the line. We won't tell your parents!



- Frase 222 -
Press 1 for straight.
Press 2 for male-male.
Press 3 for female-female.
Press 4 for bi.
Press 5 for additional choices.



- Frase 223 -
That is not a valid selection... for you!



- Frase 224 -
...cue for calling Sierra On-Line. Once we had a full-time operator, but now all we have is voice mail. But, don't worry, there's absolutely nothing that can go wrong.



- Frase 225 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 226 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 227 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 228 -
Stay on the line for a collection of my favorite compositions, coincidentally all written, arranged, and performed by me. Here's that famous soundtrack vocal being played by hipper radio stations all across the country: "Girl in the Shower!"



- Frase 229 -
I'm not near the phone right now, but if you leave your name, your phone number, and a brief message, I'll get back in touch with you as soon as I get this code cleaned up!



- Frase 230 -
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, feel free to keep dialing it over and over, again and again, until you get sick and tired of hearing this same message!



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Ravenloft
messaggio24 Jun 2011, 09:24
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Per la 195 che ne dici di "#cancelletto#" e "*asterisco*" (anche nella variante senza simboli alle estremità se ritenete) ?


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The Ancient One
messaggio24 Jun 2011, 09:38
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- Frase 202 -
You selected 2, tasteful meals.
We're all out.
Hai selezionato 2, pasto gustoso.
Siamo tutti fuori.



- Frase 203 -
Have a nice day.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Buona giornata.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 204 -
Have a nice day.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Buona giornata.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 205 -
Have a nice day.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Buona giornata.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 206 -
You selected 3, pig-out meals.
Press 1 for extra-large deluxe pizza.
Press 2 for beef stroganoff.
Press 3 for filet mignon.
Hai selezionato 3, scorpacciata.
Premi 1 per pizza deluxe extra-large.
Premi 2 per filetto alla Stroganoff.
Premi 3 per filetto mignon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_Stroganoff
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filet_mignon


- Frase 207 -
You selected 1, the extra-large deluxe pizza with all the trimmings.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 1, la pizza deluxe extra-large con tutte le guarnizioni.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 208 -
You selected 2, the beef stroganoff. This is a complete meal, including soup, salad, wine and dessert.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 2, il filetto alla Stroganoff. Questo è un pasto completo, con tanto di minestra, insalata, fino e dessert.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.


- Frase 209 -
You selected 3, a gorgeous 12-ounce filet mignon, smothered in onions, wrapped in bacon, complete with french onion soup, salad, and french fries.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai selezionato 3, un favoloso filetto mignon da 300 g, ricoperto di cipolle, avvolto nel bacon, completo di zuppa di cipolle francese e patatine fritte.
Premi # per confermare o * per cancellare.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_onion_soup
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_fries


- Frase 210 -
You selected 4, mid-morning snacks. Try a little self-control instead. Try waiting until lunch! Drink a glass of water or something, tubby!
Hai selezionato 4, snack di mezza mattinata. Faresti meglio a provare a controllarti. Prova ad aspettare il pranzo! Beviti un bicchiere d'acqua o qualcosa di simile, grassottello che non sei altro!


- Frase 211 -
You selected 5, afternoon snacks. We don't like serving afternoon snacks. You should have cleaned your plate at lunch! Have some consideration for others around here. Don't just think of yourself!
Hai selezionato 5, merendina pomeridiana. Non serviamo merendine pomeridiane. Avresti fatto meglio a finire tutto a pranzo! Un po' di rispetto per il lavoro altrui. Non pensare solo a te stesso!
Ho interpretato bene, secondo voi?


- Frase 212 -
You selected 6, late night snacks. Look at the time. It's too late for that. Why don't you just go to bed and leave us alone! We've got to fix breakfast soon!
Hai selezionato 6, spuntino di mezzanotte. Guarda che ore sono. E' troppo tardi. Perché non te ne vai a letto e ci lasci in pace. Tra un po' è già l'ora delle colazioni!


- Frase 213 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's new automated In-Room Ordering System for Room Service. May I help you? Wait. Don't answer that. See, there's no one here but us computers! Ha, ha! Pretty funny, huh? It's a little digital humor!
Benvenuti nel nuovo Sistema d'Ordini In Camera automatizzato per il Servizio in Camera. Posso aiutarla? Aspetta. Non risponda. Vede, qui non c'è nessuno, se non dei computer! Ah, ah! Divertente, non è vero? Non si offenda, è solo un po' di humor digitale!


- Frase 214 -
You may press your selection at any time or 0 to return to the menu.
Press 1 for breakfast.
Press 2 for lunch.
Press 3 for dinner.
Press 4 for morning snacks.
Press 5 for afternoon snacks.
Press 6 for late night snacks.

Faccia la sua selezione o prema 0 per tornare al menù.
Premi 1 per colazione.
Premi 2 per pranzo.
Premi 3 per cena.
Premi 4 per snack di mezza mattinata.
Premi 5 per merendina pomeridiana
Premi 6 per spuntino di mezzanotte




- Frase 215 -
You selected 1, Straight Sex.
Press 1 for teenager.
Press 2 for age 20-29.
Press 3 for age 30-39.
Press 4 for "mature" women.
Press 5 for perversions.
Hai selezionato


- Frase 216 -
DOS Error on File Server:
PHONESEX
"Sector worn out."
Contact SysOp or defrag.
ErrNum: 134802,69



- Frase 217 -
(Oh, boy! This oughta be great!!)



- Frase 218 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's Telephone Sex Service.



- Frase 219 -
All right!



- Frase 220 -
You must be 18 to continue. You must have your parents' permission. This call costs $10.00 per minute. Charges will be automatically billed to your room. Be sure to hang up now if you don't agree to everything we just announced.



- Frase 221 -
Thank you for staying on the line. We won't tell your parents!



- Frase 222 -
Press 1 for straight.
Press 2 for male-male.
Press 3 for female-female.
Press 4 for bi.
Press 5 for additional choices.



- Frase 223 -
That is not a valid selection... for you!



- Frase 224 -
...cue for calling Sierra On-Line. Once we had a full-time operator, but now all we have is voice mail. But, don't worry, there's absolutely nothing that can go wrong.



- Frase 225 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 226 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 227 -
...go wrong.



- Frase 228 -
Stay on the line for a collection of my favorite compositions, coincidentally all written, arranged, and performed by me. Here's that famous soundtrack vocal being played by hipper radio stations all across the country: "Girl in the Shower!"



- Frase 229 -
I'm not near the phone right now, but if you leave your name, your phone number, and a brief message, I'll get back in touch with you as soon as I get this code cleaned up!



- Frase 230 -
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, feel free to keep dialing it over and over, again and again, until you get sick and tired of hearing this same message!



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The Ancient One
messaggio24 Jun 2011, 09:39
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CITAZIONE (Ravenloft @ 24 Jun 2011, 10:24) *
Per la 195 che ne dici di "#cancelletto#" e "*asterisco*" (anche nella variante senza simboli alle estremità se ritenete) ?

Che può andare.
Lascio la scelta a Micartu, per quanto mi riguarda.



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The Ancient One
messaggio24 Jun 2011, 10:43
Messaggio #23



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- Frase 215 -
You selected 1, Straight Sex.
Press 1 for teenager.
Press 2 for age 20-29.
Press 3 for age 30-39.
Press 4 for "mature" women.
Press 5 for perversions.
Hai selezionato 1, Sesso Etero.
Premi 1 per teenager.
Premi 2 per dai 20 ai 29 anni.
Premi 3 per dai 30 ai 39 anni.
Premi 4 per donne "mature"
Premi 5 per perversioni.



- Frase 216 -
DOS Error on File Server:
PHONESEX
"Sector worn out."
Contact SysOp or defrag.
ErrNum: 134802,69
Errore DOS su File Server:
PHONESEX
"Settore danneggiato per uso eccessivo."
Contatta l'Operatore di Sistema o esegui un defrag.
NumeroErrore: 134802,69

Qui ho tradotto. Ma forse diverse cose possono essere lasciate in inglese (anche tutto, ad eccezione di "Settore danneggiato per uso eccessivo.")


- Frase 217 -
(Oh, boy! This oughta be great!!)
(Oh, fantastico! Questo dovrebbe essere grandioso!)
Non so se questa la dice dopo l'errore della 216 (ed in questo caso andrebbe tradotta diversamente) o dopo la selezione dell'età.



- Frase 218 -
Welcome to La Costa Lotta's Telephone Sex Service.
Benvenuti nel Servizio Telefono Sexy de La Costa Cara.


- Frase 219 -
All right!
Alla grande!



- Frase 220 -
You must be 18 to continue. You must have your parents' permission. This call costs $10.00 per minute. Charges will be automatically billed to your room. Be sure to hang up now if you don't agree to everything we just announced.
Deve essere maggiorenne per continuare. Deve avere il permesso dei genitori. Questa chiamata costa 10$ al minuto. La spesa le sarà automaticamente addebitata sul suo conto. Riagganci adesso se non accetta le condizioni appena esposte.


- Frase 221 -
Thank you for staying on the line. We won't tell your parents!
Grazie per essere stati in linea. Non lo diremo ai suoi genitori!


- Frase 222 -
Press 1 for straight.
Press 2 for male-male.
Press 3 for female-female.
Press 4 for bi.
Press 5 for additional choices.
Premi 1 per sesso etero.
Premi 2 per mascio-maschio.
Premi 3 per femmina-femmina.
Premi 4 per bisex.
Premi 5 per altre scelte.



- Frase 223 -
That is not a valid selection... for you!
Questa non è una selezione valida... per lei!


- Frase 224 -
...cue for calling Sierra On-Line. Once we had a full-time operator, but now all we have is voice mail. But, don't worry, there's absolutely nothing that can go wrong.
...zie per aver chiamato Sierra On-line. Un tempo avevamo una centralinista a tempo pieno, ma adesso abbiamo solo un risponditore automatico. Ma, non si preoccupi, non c'è assolutamente niente che possa andare storto.


- Frase 225 -
...go wrong.
... andare storto.


- Frase 226 -
...go wrong.
... andare storto.



- Frase 227 -
...go wrong.
... andare storto.



- Frase 228 -
Stay on the line for a collection of my favorite compositions, coincidentally all written, arranged, and performed by me. Here's that famous soundtrack vocal being played by hipper radio stations all across the country: "Girl in the Shower!"
Resti in linea per una raccolta del mie composizioni preferite, accidentalmente tutte scritte, arrangiate ed eseguite direttamente da me stesso. Ecco qua la famosa traccia vocale che viene trasmetta da tutte le radio più hippy della nazione: "Ragazza Sotto la Doccia!"


- Frase 229 -
I'm not near the phone right now, but if you leave your name, your phone number, and a brief message, I'll get back in touch with you as soon as I get this code cleaned up!
Attualmente sono lontano dal telefono, ma lasci il suo nome, il suo numero di telefono ed nu breve messaggio. i metterò in contatto con lei appena avrò finito di ripulire questo codice.
E' come se larry stesse parlando con il programmatore. Si capisce?


- Frase 230 -
The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, feel free to keep dialing it over and over, again and again, until you get sick and tired of hearing this same message!
Il numero da lei chiamato è inesistente. Se ritiene di aver sentito questa voce registrata per errore, si senta libero di continuare a chiamare e chiamare, ancora ed ancora, questo numero, finché ciò non le darà la nausea e sarà stufo di sentire questo messaggio.





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The Ancient One
messaggio24 Jun 2011, 10:44
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Finita traduzione del mio pezzo.

Al dump manca solo il pezzo di davide.

Passerò al successivo in giornata.


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Davide82
messaggio29 Jun 2011, 17:49
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Ecco qui! Spero di aver tradotto bene! Lo stile è molto diverso da quello di King Quest!
L'ultima frase proprio non sono riuscito a tradurla, mi date una mano?

- Frase 151 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?
Manutenzione edilizia, paesaggistica e del territorio. Come posso aiutarla?



- Frase 152 -
My toilet is still broken!
Il mio gabinetto è ancora rotto!



- Frase 153 -
Let me check our records... please hold.
Mi faccia controllare il nostro registro... attenda per favore.



- Frase 154 -
I HAVE been!
lo sto facendo!



- Frase 155 -
You'll be pleased to know we dispatched a wholly adequate plumber not more than sixty minutes ago. He should be there within a few days. Goodbye.
Sarà felice di sapere che abbiamo mandato un idraulico molto preparato non più di 60 minuti fa. Dovrebbe essere lì entro pochi giorni. Arrivederci.



- Frase 156 -
Building Maintenance, Landscaping and Grounds. May I help you?
Manutenzione edilizia, paesaggistica e del territorio. Come posso aiutarla?



- Frase 157 -
My toilet is backed up. Could you send up a plumber?
Il mio gabinetto si è rotto. Potete mandarmi un indraulico?



- Frase 158 -
Why certainly, sir. Be sure you leave the room, though. Our help has strict orders never to enter a guest room while someone is inside.
Certamante, signore.Però si assicuri di lasciare libera la stanza. Abbiamo l'ordine preciso di non entrare mai in una stanza mentre qualcuno si trova al suo interno.



- Frase 159 -
Really? That's nice.
Davvero? Questa è bella.



- Frase 160 -
But, wait! How do they know whether someone is inside or not?
Ma, aspettate! Come fate a sapere se qualcuno è all'interno o no?



- Frase 161 -
Oh, we have ways of knowing what's going on in EVERY room at all times!
Oh, abbiamo dei modi per sapere quello che succede in QUALSIASI stanza in ogni momento!



- Frase 162 -
GULP!
GULP!



- Frase 163 -
We're not near the phone, but leave a message and we'll call you back.
Al momento non siamo vicini al telefono, ma lasciateci un messaggio e vi richiameremo appena possibile.



- Frase 164 -
It seems there is no answer at that number.
Sembra non esserci risposta da quel numero.



- Frase 165 -
Thank you for ordering. Checking your account for adequate cash reserves to complete transaction. Please hold...
Grazie per aver ordinato. Verifica che il tuo account abbia fondi sufficienti per completare la transazione. ti preghiamo di riagganciare...



- Frase 166 -
...Sorry. You have no credit standing whatsoever with La Costa Lotta. Order any food you want, you won't get it!
...Siamo spiacenti. Non hai alcun credito in corso con La Costa Lotta. Ordina pure qualsiasi cibo desideri, tanto non lo otterrai!



- Frase 167 -
You have cancelled your order. Returning to main menu.
Hai annullato il tuo ordine. Ora ritornerai al menu principale.



- Frase 168 -
Returning to main menu.
Ora ritornerai al menu principale.


- Frase 169 -
You selected 1, breakfast.
Press 1 for full meals.
Press 2 for lite meals.
Press 3 for pig-out meals.
Hai scelto 1, colazione.
Premi 1 per pasto completo
Premi 2 per pasto leggero.
Premi 3 per pasto da mangioni.



- Frase 170 -
You selected 1, full breakfasts.
Press 1 for ham and eggs.
Press 2 for bacon and waffles.
Press 3 for sausage and pancakes.
Hai scelto 1, colazione completa.
Premi 1 per uova e prosciutto
Premi 2 per cialde e pancetta.
Premi 3 per salsiccia e frittelle.



- Frase 171 -
You selected 1, ham and eggs.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai scelto 1, prosciutto e uova.
Premi # per confermare, o * per annullare.



- Frase 172 -
You selected 2, bacon and waffles.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai scelto 2, cialde e pancetta.
Premi # per confermare, o * per annullare.



- Frase 173 -
You selected 3, sausage and pancakes.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai scelto 3, salsiccia e frittelle.
Premi # per confermare, o * per annullare.



- Frase 174 -
You selected 2, lite meals.
Press 1 for dry toast.
Press 2 for grape platter.
Press 3 for tofu surprise.
Hai scelto 2, pasto leggero
Premi 1 per un toast caldo.
Premi 2 per un piatto d'uva.
Premi 3 per un tofu a sorpresa.

- Frase 175 -
You selected 1, dry toast.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai scelto 1, toast caldo.
Premi # per confermare, o * per annullare.




- Frase 176 -
You selected 2, the pair of grapes.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai scelto 2, i grappoli d'uva.
Premi # per confermare, o * per annullare.




- Frase 177 -
You selected 3, tofu.
Press # to confirm, or * to cancel.
Hai scelto 3, il tofu.
Premi # per confermare, o * per annullare.



- Frase 178 -
You're kidding, aren't you? We've had this crap on the menu for years and NOBODY ever orders it!
Stai scherzando, vero? Abbiamo questo schifo sul menu da anni e NESSUNO lo ha mai ordinato!



- Frase 179 -
You selected 3, pig-out breakfasts.
Hai scelto 3, colazione da mangioni.



Isn't that just like you? You come to an expensive health spa to try and lose that big gut of yours and what do you do? As soon as you know you're dealing with a machine that won't laugh at you, you order fattening food! Well, the laugh's on you!

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